The Real, Real John Kerry

This piece killed me before I saw the Drudge siren alert, now it is deadly at 30 paces. It has all the cringe-inducing elements in play: snarky first-person insider posture, the hint of Anglophilia, a dash of other-media bash, the Grand Insight into a candidate's character, and most of all, big, sloppy wet kisses planted on a politican in anticipation of ever-greater access.

Hey, it's a job.