Churches of Mass Destruction
Just when you turn your back, the sneaky bastards are sneaking off to Canada to pray. If you live in Maine, why can't you go to church in Maine? If you have to go to one of those fancy, possibly terrorist, nobody knows, Canadian churches every goddamned Sunday the least you could do drive is three hours each way so as not to inconvenience the U.S. government. There's a war on! Got us a war president, or so he says. Think he prays in Canada? Hell, no.
Serves you right that they fined you $10,000. Lucky they didn't shoot you.