Good Advice for Bad People

This list of advice, hard earned through an American life well-lived, has no discernable political content and I'm not trying to suggest anything bad about President Bush by linking to it. I just thought it was really funny. Conflict of interest alert: I gave its author, Patrick Hughes, what I'm pretty sure was his first journalism job 13 years ago.

Comments

[Jeff Smith]

Great stuff!

Jeff

[SteveInClearwater]

Dude must live in my area on accounta he's right on about the bouncer at Mons Venus - Tampa's most notorious nude joint.

[twc]

thanx brian

[Jason Ligon]

Loved it! He was talkin' my language, man ...

[patrick]

thanks for the nice words, y'all. steve, i live in nearby gainesville, though i spent a few years in the palm harbor/tarpon springs area, where my father lives. i haven't been to mons venus in more than a decade, and have to admit to limited strip-club experience in general, but i have learned that - and do think it important that children know - not to fuck with the bouncer. seeing as bouncers are generally hired for their whoop-ass abilities, one might think this advice would be unnecessary... alas, this is not always the case.

[AJMB, now going by MALAK]

Excellent!! And not a word about sunscreen.

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