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Which Democratic Primary Candidate Are You…in Bed?

Nick Gillespie | 1.7.2004 10:02 AM

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That's the question the folks at Nerve seek to answer with this randy online quiz.

One small reason to be grateful: The Republican nominee is uncontested, hence obviating the need for a similar test involving GOP hopefuls.

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  1. mike   23 years ago

    There are few thoughts that have crossed my mind in the last month that are as disturbing as the thought of John Kerry with nipple clamps.

    Which is why this survey is perfect. I appear to be a Clark or Kucinich kinda guy. Who'da thought?

  2. StMack   23 years ago

    I'll have to wait until I get home - the big brothers down at IT would let me access the site!

  3. Danny Riendeau   23 years ago

    Who knew Dennis Kucinich was such a fuckin' perv? He's got my vote.

  4. John Tabin   23 years ago

    A quiz with no web interface ("keep track of your answers")? Feh. I can't be bothered.

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