"…and a copy of Happy Scrappy: The Hero Pup"

A German vicar who'd intended to distribute copies of a video about the life of Jesus to his parishioners ended up inadvertently handing out hardcore porn instead. Money quote:

Schwesig said there had been a mistake at the Munich video copying plant and his staff established in a viewing session that night that 200 of the videos were pornographic.

Admirably thorough.

Comments

[Mark S.]

Come on! The parishioners would have received a superior education from the porn than any biblical tripe.

[Douglas Fletcher]

Just throw in some soft-focus shots, that would bring in more of the women.

[Madog]

Wow, how can I join that church? A 200 porn movie viewing session in one night!

[John T. Kennedy]

"Admirably thorough."

Why the cheap shot?

[Mr. Nice Guy]

I think there should be a temple to the great pagan god Pornos, who came down from the heavens and granted us the gift of gifts.

Of course, attendance would be spotty. It would be 99% men, and they would hang around 10-15 minutes, then suddenly lose interest.

[Randal Graves]

"Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

[Dave Id]

Great movie.

[Oooh... Navy Seals!]

Excellent reference