"…and a copy of Happy Scrappy: The Hero Pup"

A German vicar who'd intended to distribute copies of a video about the life of Jesus to his parishioners ended up inadvertently handing out hardcore porn instead. Money quote:

Schwesig said there had been a mistake at the Munich video copying plant and his staff established in a viewing session that night that 200 of the videos were pornographic.

Admirably thorough.