We've mentioned this before, but since it's Election Day in California I'll bring it up again: libertarian novelist Robert Anton Wilson is running a write-in campaign for governor. Here, reprinted in full from his campaign website, is one of his position papers:
GUNS AND DOPE PARTY POSITION PAPER #23
Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candy bar, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little Tony replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Tony answered, "No, he minded his own fucking business."