Will to Ruin

In a column that neatly combines East Coast elitism with the always-hilarious conservative Republican deathwish, George Will issues his anti-Terminator marching orders:

Truly conservative Californians -- you few know who you are -- will vote against the recall to protest its plebiscitary cynicism. And as a precaution they will take the time required to find in the lottery-determined listing of names the name of a conservative candidate. [?]

California's Republican Party, sunk in frivolousness and opportunism, also deserves to come out of this badly. That is conservatism's hope for this recall: ruin all around.