Tinker, Tailor, Soldier . . . Janitor?

This security stuff is serious business. Ask Lockheed Martin janitor Michael Lynch, who is set to lose his security clearance because Defense Department officials think he is a security risk. Seems Lynch's previous financial problems have triggered a DoD flag which says that folks with money trouble will sell out their country.

But Lynch's money woes stem from a battle with a brain tumor and struggling to send a blind daughter to music school. Yep, just the type you've got to wonder about.

(via Fark)