That Would Be the Manly Thing to Do


Russian Army Capt. Damir Ilyasov was stripped of his rank and removed from his post after he was found to have beaten junior officers with a dildo. Ilyasov would regularly wake his officers in the middle of the night and line them up. Those found with untidy uniforms were beaten with the dildo. Ilyasov bought the penis-shaped black latex baton in a sex shop. Whether he used the dildo for any other purpose remains unknown.