That Would Be the Manly Thing to Do

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Russian Army Capt. Damir Ilyasov was stripped of his rank and removed from his post after he was found to have beaten junior officers with a dildo. Ilyasov would regularly wake his officers in the middle of the night and line them up. Those found with untidy uniforms were beaten with the dildo. Ilyasov bought the penis-shaped black latex baton in a sex shop. Whether he used the dildo for any other purpose remains unknown.