Trent Lott, Call Your Doctor

If celebrity deaths come in threes, then it's time to ask: Who will round out the trio started by the deaths of former uber-segregationists Lester Maddox and Strom Thurmond (who may well have been killed by the Supreme Court's sodomy ruling)?

800 yr. old former Klan member Sen. Robert Byrd should be an even-money favorite in this particular dead pool, though it seems unlikely that he'll allow himself to die before achieving his lifetime goal of moving the federal government to West Virginia.