I Am Michael Savage

Today is Appropriate Michael Savage's Name For Your Own Purposes Day. Go wild.

Comments

[Spike Milligan]

Piss off, Lee. Oh, yeah, Michael Savage ate my balls.

[Anonymous]

Don't you just love these elevated, high-faluting kind of thoughts? OK, kids, time to stop playing in the gutter. Let's get back up here where the air is fresh and clean, OK?

[Michael Savage]

C'mon, one more!

I told those spic fags I'd show them some day! Make fun of my phallic last name, will they?

[R-E-A-S-O-N]

Remember boys and girls. This was on the *reason.com* webite. Reason. Let's give it a try. It's people like you that make your cause fruitless.

[Michael Savage]

We sure do! And as soon as I crawl outta the gutter, I'm gonna act like a real human being.

NOT! Hahahahahahahaha! Liberal cry-babies! And anyone who uses the word "weiner" in a derogatory method will answer to my lawyers.

[Michael Savage]

Is that guy still around? He was on here in Phoenix a year or so ago & I never heard a more obnoxious asshole on the radio. I think he got cancelled here because I haven't stumbled across his show in a while.

[Michael Savage]

I did not eat Spike Milligan's balls. I ate Spike's balls from Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

[Michael Savage]

Hey R-E-A-S-O-N - why don't you go back to Russia you dope-smoking red diaper hippy baby!

Yes, he still is around. I stumbled upon his show while surfing the AM a while back. It did have a macabre, unwholesome attraction - like a furiously burning car wreck or something. But after 90 seconds I got bored.

[lifebuoy]

Remember, if you play with dirt, you're bound to get very, very dirty.

[Michael Savage]

Man, I just can't seem to get all this Santorum off my sheets.

[Anonymous]

Jesse Walker, you imp, what have you wrought!?

[Michael Savage]

I need to have my anal glands expressed, pronto.

[Mrs. Walker (your Mom)]

Jesse Walker, you should be ashamed of yourself. Look at what you've done! The kids are going haywire in here! They're all covered with dirt, and slime, and filthy goo. It'll take me at least a week to scrub them clean!

Now get back in here, put on some clean clothes. And please wipe that grin off your face!

[Michael Savage]

Can you scrub me clean, too? I mean REAL clean, every little nook and crevice. Sorry about the grin.

[Michael Savage]

I like to eat my own poop. And my dog's ain't bad, either.

I also like to put on frilly underthings under my khaki pants and flannel shirt, and go out singing lumberjack songs.

[Michael Savage]

Fuck that gerbil bullshit, that's for pussies.

I like to use a ferret, or better yet a couple of them at the same time. Sometimes I put one ferret up my ass and the other in my colostomy stoma and lay back and wait for them to find each other.

[Christi Musumeci]

Michael,

Can I put those ferrets on the "America's Bravest" wall?

[the REAL Michael Savage]

You Sally. Ferrets ain't nearly enough. I use two wolverines and a midget.

[The Wolverines]

We use a Michael Savage and two high ranking Bush administration officials.

[Michael Savage]

I prefer a Rick Santorum and a GI Joe with kung-fu grip?.

[THE Michael Savage :D]

I am pure as the driven snow!

[Michael Savage]

Well, I never! I mean, simply NEVER! I do declare, I believe I'm developing a case of the vapors! As I told one of my many gentleman callers yesterday, the ill-breeding and low culture of today's young people is just simply a scandal!

[Michael Savage]

Awright, guys, fun's fun, guys (belch), but I'm gettin' tired (fart) of all this impugning my masculinity (crack knuckles). Here's a real manly humorous story, if it won't make any of you little girlies too uncomfortable (spit):

The other day, me, Charles Nelson Reilly, Richard Simmons and Christopher Lowell are sittin' in a hot tub together, when this big glob of semen comes floatin' to the surface. And Chuck says, get this, "All right! Who farted?" Ah, come on! We're all men here, right? Haw! haw! haw!

[Michael Savage]

Dear Wolverines, which officials? I never get to see them, as you won't let me take the blind fold off. I know that one of them is kinda hairy.

[Anonymous]

(I can see Mr.Savage has a large radio audience after all.)

Good for him!

Birds of a feather, and all that.

[Michael Savage]

If I close my eyes while he thrusts, he is not really there.

[Michael Savage]

Oh, my, doesn't the Hulk have large fists?

[Michael Savage]

OK, that's about enough. I'm getting way too old for that fisting shit. Actually, I just like to massage Larry King's prostate for a while, then drink a glass of warm milk and whimper myself to sleep. So THERE!

[Hyram C. Bettencourt, Attorney]

Somebody told me about this site, and that a bunch of you are smearing Michael Savage's name all over the internet illegally.

If you people don't stop this, I'm going to see to it that all of you who are doing this will get sued!

Now cut it out! I mean it!

(This is the REAL Michael Savage's lawyer.)

[Hyram C. Bettencourt]

I like to eat out my dog when she's having her period.

[Michael Savage]

I blow goats.

[Michael Savage]

You know goatse.cx?

Guess who?

[Savage Sphincter]

I'm going to go take a savage crap.

[Spike Lee]

Hey, Savage, can't take a joke?

[Ralphie Nader]

Let's bring those wise-ass kids down, Mike!

[Michael Weiner]

My name is Savage, dammit! Savage!

[Michael Savage]

I have a big butt. My butt stinks. I like to smell my own butt. I like to kiss my own butt. I am a senile old mummy with bony girl arms, and I smell like an elephant's butt.

[Michael Savage]

Oh yeah? Well *I'D* like to have my dick torn out by the roots, be fucked up the ass with my own dick, and then be forced to lick my shit off my own dick! It's good enough for me.

[Michael Savage]

I am Monty Cantsin.

[Michael Savage Weiner]

All your base are belong to us.

[Michael Savage]

If I am a good little bitch they will let me lick them clean.

[Michael Savage]

You may not know this, because I haven't discussed it in my media empire, but I'm known in certain circles as "the human bidet".

[HH]

The fourth commenter has a better idea... after all isn't Spike Lee suing to basically keep a copyright on his first name?

[Michael Savage]

mmmm that tastes better than i thought

[Yut Garber]

Hey what's wrong wit you guys!
I'm gonna go beat up the hag!

[Motley Laura]

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DATE: 01/25/2004 06:21:42
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