Hysteria is Job One

A German publisher has banned all its employees from smoking—at home or anywhere. Eitmann-Verlag—home of titles that translate, more or less, as "Actively against passive smoke—models for the execution of non-smoker rights on a medical and juristic base" and "Non-smoker rights—passive smoke victims in Germany"—says the voluntary anti-smoking contracts merely reflect the company's values.

"All we want is employees who support what we do," the business manager/author explains.

Here's hoping the company never branches out into alcoholism or sexually transmitted disease.

(via Fark.)