Drug War Goes Nuclear
We can all joke about irradiating school lunches, after all, who cares? But when the feds start nuking coke and pot shipments, you know it is serious business.
The Pentagon's Counterdrug Technology Development Program Office wants comments on a plan to build a giant truck nuker at a port in El Paso. The Pulsed Fast Neutron Analysis Cargo Inspection System would be housed in a building 220 feet by 60 feet and would bombard unoccupied trucks and their cargo with neutrons. Unoccupied, huh? Hmmmm. The neutrons are supposed to produce a gamma ray reaction in their targets, with different substances giving off differing gamma ray signatures. (Aside: Would a truck load of poppy-seed bagels… ah, nevermind.)
DoD says the PFNA process can detect explosives and drugs in a lab setting, so now it is time for a field unit. It promises radiation shielding sufficient to prevent all but "minute amounts" of radiation from escaping. The Pentagon adds that, "It is believed that the PFNA inspection system is safe, with exposures to radioactive materials and ionizing radiation to thegeneral public and US Customs personnel well below Federal and State standards. The facility design, including radiation shielding, will be designed to ensure that levels of exposure will be statistically indistinguishable from local area background."
That may be all well and true, but when I hear the feds are monkeying wih gamma radiation in the American Southwest, I think of one thing: Where the hell is Bruce Banner?
(via Cryptome.)
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dude, your nucular scare-mongering grows tiresome. didn't i tell you to stand in the corner to await the ass whuppin' ronald bailey's gon' give ya? not another peep now, ya heah?
This is effing disturbing. During the '80s, the other President Bush embarked on a plan to kill foreign marijuana with paraquat (sp?) and ended up poisoning a whole bunch of stoners.
Perhaps the message is: If it's not harmful already, we're gonna make it harmful.
What the ufck???
If there's an illegal alien hiding in the truck, HE might be the next Bruce Banner.
Anon at 6:11,
Beat me to it.
I for one think there would be great value in marijuana leaves that glow in the dark. Think of all the possibilities!
Further, humans that glow in the dark could also be of great utility. Think of all the possibilities!
For the record, my grandfather was a nuclear engineer; it was a real bummer being 8-years-old and knowing more about nuclear power's safety than everyone on TV. I just think it is fascinating that the War on Drugs gets big neutron cookers in its bag of tricks.
I guess what I don't understand is why? Why in the world would anyone sponsor this sort of program? Nukes are political poison. Radiation scares the hell out of even smart citizens. The costs of implementation, maintenance, and additional development seem grossly out of line with the scope of the drug problem, if that's what you want to call it. Some days I think I'm closer to understanding the motivations of government. Other days, they slap me upside the head with 50s-style sci fi.
Right now in rural Mexico and Colombia, nuclear physics grad students are busy at work in druglords' guest cottages, figuring out which packing materials to wrap around coke and marijuana in order to return a signature consistent with something innocuous, like salsa verde or tortillas.
The subjunctive mood is in its death throes, and the best thing to do is to put it out of its misery as soon as possible.
I'm less than 100% sure on this, but I believe the whole paraquat episode started with Jimmy Carter. But since it's in vogue to blame on Bush or the other, let's go ahead and blame the whole Bush family for everything.
HULK SMASH! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH!
Sorry...
The Fed's policy on marijuana defies all logic. That's politics for ya.
The Feds defy all logic. Period.
Most hired guns are that way.
It's a secret plan to create a bunch of gamma-radiated Latino super-soldiers. Kinda like la femme nikita, but big and green.