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The Fugitive

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Asif Iqbal must get FBI clearance each time he flies, which is at least twice a week. The management consutant happens to share the same name as an Islamic terrorist. Tough luck? Well, consider that the other Asif Iqbal is eight years younger. Moreover, the actual terrorist is in custody at Guantanomo Bay. Neverthless, the business consultant can't get his name off the airline watch list.