Cut to the Chase

You could go on and on—and on—about Sen. Rick Santorum's comments on homosexuality. Or just fall back on the fact that he is a moron.

He's one of those pols—and they come in all flavors—who gets a look of stark terror on his face if his aides stray far from his side. His struggle to form a lucid thought under questioning isn't the mark of an evil man, just a dumb one. If we start purging all the dopes from positions of power soon there won't be anyone left.

Hey, um……..