But Where's Amanda Hugginkiss?

Wow—a reporter from the Charleston Post and Courier fell for the old "Heywood Jablome" gag. Next week: a quote from the noted expert "Seymour Butts."

(For a fun rundown of some of Mr. Jablome's other appearances in the media, go to this classic column by Christopher Caldwell. Scroll down to the section headlined "I.P. Daily.")