Sheriff Prays for Drugs

People get paranoid in wartime, and this story doesn't sound like much more than that. I'm linking to it anyway, though, for this priceless quote from the Jim Hogg County sheriff:

"Obviously, they are trespassing, and obviously, they are carrying something," he said. "We hope it's narcotics and not something much worse."

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[Harry Tuttle]

No doubt they were dropped off there via black helicopters. They were probably just there on a cattle mutilation mission.

[Gary Gunnels]

Where is Orson Welles when we need him?

[The Mountain Goat]

Of course he hoping for narcotics. They have all this cool gear, and well, civil forfeiture and all that...

[joe]

Oh, c'mon. Like nobody at Reason has ever prayed for drugs.

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