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Will Apes Be Our Masters?

Jesse Walker | 3.12.2003 1:43 AM

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Jesse Walker is books editor at Reason and the author of Rebels on the Air and The United States of Paranoia.

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  1. Franklin Harris   24 years ago

    A planet where apes evolved from men? What kind of upside-down world is this?

  2. Madog   24 years ago

    I just like the idea of a town where the residents mistook a wet monkey for a frenchman.

  3. Kevin Carson   24 years ago

    I've noticed that "Curious Charley, the Australopithecus," in the Tom the Dancing Bug cartoons, looks an awful lot like our glorious leader.

  4. Jim N   24 years ago

    Dave Barry says of a similar effort, "Hey why the hell not?"

  5. Tuning Spork   24 years ago

    I didn't laugh once--I was too confused and busy trying to figure out if it was a monkey or an ape. First it's a monkey, then it's a seven-foot fury ape. A seven-footer could only be a gorilla; hardly a creature anyone would mistake for a monkey. Monkey's are much smaller, have tails and are tree-dwellers. The largest monkey is the baboon; and it ain't no seven-footer. The piece made no sense. Damn I'm anal.

  6. Jesse Walker   24 years ago

    It was a person, Mr. Spork. Maybe this photograph will make the story clearer:

    http://www.thisishartlepool.co.uk/mayor.shtml

  7. Anonymous   24 years ago

    A-HA!!! Thanks Jesse, now the line about Stuart Drummund aged 28...makes sense! The link didn't put it in any context. Mascots are usually--or, at least, used to usually be--live animals. I thought it was supposed to be some onion-style satire. My baffled irritation has been quelled.

  8. Bones   24 years ago

    (Yes, but obviously not the one with the pointy ears, Jim.)

    ON MASCOTS: " ... used to be live animals"

    Why do you suppose that is? Hmm? Ever heard of the Pitrecantiphus Erectus Tinnitus Americanus?

  9. Jim N   24 years ago

    Mr. Spork?

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