Illegal Pee

No doubt Jacob Sullum already knows this, but I was astonished to learn that several states make it illegal for someone to give away, distribute or sell their urine. Apparently, in South Carolina one can be thrown in the pokey for up to 3 years and fined $5000 for selling "clean urine." Other states outlawing pee include North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Nebraska, Texas, and Arkansas. Is there no indignity to which the drug warriors will not stoop?