Ready for Satire?

Well, it didn't take very long for the federal Ready push to become one big joke. But you gotta wonder if this design will inspire stalkers.

Comments

[Mike Wells]

Which one is the real site: this one or this one?

[NineNine]

I gotta say, I'm impressed at what ready.gov has to offer. Essentially, if something bad happens, get away from that bad thing. That's really helpful. I had always thought that in the event of, say, a chemical attack, that I would go TOWARDS the source. Now I know better. Thanks, federal gov't!

[Lefty]

No wonder Charlotte Beers quit.

[Jim]

Maybe they watched too many horror movies, wherein the group of teenagers split up to search for the monster/killer, instead of getting the fuck out of the house/graveyard/woods. Apparently they think the former, rather than the later, is the most likely reaction.

[Anonymous]

Save you some time. It's the 2nd one, Mike.