Um, I just don't wanna pummel the Oscars. I wanna smack all the movies. Seriously, where did all the good movies go? Even bad good movies seem in short supply.
From the last few years I remember but a handful fondly, with B-fare like Dagon, Donnie Darko, and Brotherhood of the Wolf at the top my own personal best-of list. Hell, they are among the handful that made any impression whatsoever, besides "Oh, great. Another pomo statement of detached, Hollywood irony I can see coming from a time zone away."
Here's an idea. Tell me a frickin' coherent story folks. Then move on to the big lesson stuff.