Unlucky Seven


Florida Senator Bob Graham becomes "at least the seventh" Democratic presidential hopeless of the 2004 race. Rivals Grumpy, Bashful, Sleepy and Doc were all scheduled to undergo surgery and unavailable for comment.

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  1. Hmmmm. Dems thought Cheney’s heart was a problem. Isn’t this kinda the same thing….oh, wait…..leftys have that “double standard’ thing goin’. And they get a pass on it from the press.

  2. Just my opinion, but having lived in the South, Southwest, and New England, I’d have to say I’d prefer a Southern or Southwestern Democratic President over a New England one any day. Most of them could pass for Republicans here in CT.

  3. Early detected prostate cancer is easily curable and, once cured, does not return. Chronic heart disease has no cure, and only gets worse over time. There’s no double standard here, Steve, just a rational judgement based on FACTS.

  4. “Sen. Bob Graham, recuperating from HEART SURGERY.”

    Uless, of course, his heart is in the vicinity of he asshole.

  5. Ohhhh. That should have been “unless” and “his” asshole”

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