It's hard to decide what part of this story is most infuriating.
Is it that a nine-year-old boy was booted out of school for taking a vitamin?
That downing Tic Tacs or M&Ms could result in the same punishment?
That one of the boy's classmates ratted him out to the teacher, who ratted him out to the principal?
Or that the school forced the child to write and sign a confession?