To be Young, Free, and Gay-ish

From The New York Observer comes evidence that your most cranky fears are true: kids today are having way too much fun, at least on the hipster edge in NYC. Dabbling in sapphic love is a great way for teen girls to attract boys.

Sophie and Anna (their names have been changed) arrived at their friend?s brownstone and joined everyone in the den, sitting down on either side of a guy Anna had a crush on.

"We were kissing each other across him, and then we both started kissing him," said Sophie.

"We were being quite outward about it," said Anna. "It was kind of obnoxious. But there's this thing about enjoying it—and doing it for attention. And it was both."

And then they had smores and a pillow fight. Sure, if it helps.