Securely Palmed


Wanna do your part to stop terrorism and give up no constitutional rights or bodily fluids in the process? Download the Most Wanted Terrorists Pocket Directory Database for your PalmPilot.

Complete with names (including aliases), pictures, height, weight, scars, and other identifying marks, you'll be well equipped to spot evil doers. In fact, as the feds have yet to master secure database access via laptops, you'll be a regular 007 to their Barney Fife.