Holiday in Cambodia

With basketball season in full swing that ubiquitous pep band staple "Rock and Roll Part II" will be winging royalty fees to Gary Glitter—if anyone can find him.

Glitter, nabbed in 1999 in Britain for a stash of kiddie porn on his pooter, has tried to move to Cambodia, land of where all things are possible for cash-carrying Westerners.

Trouble is, Cambodia doesn't want him. The government says he'll reflect poorly on the country. Trying to put that whole killing fields thing behind them. Phnom Penh already kicked him out once, sent him to Vietnam, yet another jab in the back and forth between the ancient enemies.

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