Hoosier Porn

College kids can't drink, they can't call each other names, they're only permitted to protest in zoned off areas, and now they're even forbidden from having sex with porn stars.

Indiana University wants to know if laws were broken when a California production company filmed students having sex with adult actresses in a dorm. The school's chancellor tells the AP: "It's very clear we do not want them on our campus. I view them as predators."

What do you mean "we" kemo sabe?

Pity the 20-30 students who were lured into the action. Traumatized for life, no doubt. Give 'em a drink.