Month: April 1988
Musical Aliens Keep Out
Ever vigilant to protect the lounge singers of America, the border patrol is blackballing musical innovators from abroad.
Nixon Without the Charm
Bob Dole is so short on ideas he doesn't even know why he's running for president.
"Trust But Verify"
Reagan's favorite slogan won't protect us if we don't know how many weapons to look for-or where they might be hiding.
Arms Wrestling Over Europe
Imagine a big, strong football player and a small, soft scholar, and you'll begin to see what's wrong with the INF treaty.