Blurred Lines: The Anthony Weiner Version (Featuring GoRemy)

An ode to all those who still plan to vote for Anthony Weiner.

Written and performed by Remy. Video produced by Meredith Bragg. Approx. 2:15

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LYRICS:
You want a mayor with real-world experience?
You want someone who's not a total idiot?
Well you can have 'em, that kind of genius
Give me the Ansel Adams of pixeled penis

We want blurred junk
You know we want it (polls show we want it)
Somehow we want it
We want blurred junk
Give me a liar
Takes penis pictures and them blames it on Al Qaeda

Surveilling Muslims? Well I'm not too concerned
Frisking minorities? Sounds like it was deserved
I want a leader who texts his wiener
in charge of hiring our kindergarten teachers

I want blurred junk
You know we want it (polls show we want it)
Somehow we want it
We want blurred junk
to hire teachers
this lady said it's cool, I guess that I believe her

Not since Chilean miners were rescued fast
have people been so happy seeing the top of a shaft.

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  • Fist of Etiquette||

    The pay off is at the end!

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Get it?

  • ||

    I know it's from the original, but I hate the fucking hashtag thing.

    Also, no dancers?

  • Calidissident||

    Yeah the hashtags were annoying in the original ... for obvious reasons to anyone who's seen the video.

    I'm also disappointed by the lack of dancers in this version. They were by far the best thing about the original music video

  • CampingInYourPark||

    OT:

    First gay divorce finalized in Colorado

    Gay couples are not allowed to marry in Colorado but can get divorced there under state statute.

    blink...

    http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/2.....z2aXnOGMdD

  • Carlos Danger||

    Pictures of political junk are totally awesome.

  • Neoliberal Kochtopus||

    You gotta be kidding me. I hate the original song enough as it is. There's no fucking way I'm watching Remy remake it.

  • Calidissident||

    Have you seen the original video? Even if you hate the song, I don't see how any straight man or lesbian could dislike the video

  • Eduard van Haalen||

    Not since the rescue of the Chilean miners has anyone been so happy to see the top of a shaft.

    There, now you have the best joke in the video. You can see the rest if you wish.

  • AlmightyJB||

    REM-MAY!!

  • PH2050||

    Haha, I get it, Thicke Weiner. Funny.

  • Travini||

    Remy is a lyrical genius

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