Sex First, Then Arrest Hooker: Don't Cops Have Better Things to Do?

The instant explosive devices detonated at last week’s Boston Marathon, law enforcement’s top priority became clear: catch those responsible for the murder and maiming of innocents.

Local, state, and federal agencies focused on the first duty of law enforcement, but dramatic acts of violence that command the attention of the entire nation represent a tiny share of all violence. It’s on the days without high-profile carnage that law enforcement is more apt to lose focus, to allow countless other activities to compete for officers’ attention. Call it distracted policing, screwy priorities, or a corollary of Reynolds' Second Law, but the more law enforcement does, the less it does well.

Even with falling crime rates and the emergence of new crime-fighting technology, the FBI reports that more than half of our nation's violent crimes go unsolved and unpunished. Many thousands of criminals are literally getting away with murder: From 1980 to 2008, nearly 185,000 cases of homicide and non-negligent homicide went unsolved.

And catching violent criminals is what law enforcement is "good" at. Someone stole your television? You can probably forget about seeing it again, because 81 percent of property crimes go unsolved.

And yet distractions abound. From speed traps to seat belt checkpoints, officers’ actions often blur the lines between “peace keeping” and “revenue raising.” Those who helm law enforcement agencies are always looking for the next way to expand their purview (including keeping tabs on consensually obtained nude photos that are posted online without the written consent of the photos’ subjects).

And then there are the long-standing, commonplace distractions, like busting drug users, dealers, and prostitutes. Don’t cops have better things to do?

Take the Pittsburgh-area officer who apparently allowed a prostitute to service him while he was in the service of the law.

Homestead Police Department Detective Ronald DePellegrin claims his actions have been taken out of context, but the context we have comes from the criminal complaint written by DePellegrin himself. He writes that “Becky Dymon,” a woman he found online and the target of his sting operation, removed her clothes. The undercover detective disrobed, and explains what happened next: “Becky started to perform oral sex on me, when I said oh shit, the cops were coming.”

Carl Bailey of the Homestead Police Union argues that DePellegrin did nothing wrong. "In the course of officers doing undercover work, sometimes they have to do what they have to do to effectuate an arrest," says Bailey.

What dedication: If duty calls, Homestead's finest are willing to endure oral sex!

DePellegrin arrested Dymon when she tried to flee, but the officer will reportedly not be punished. And don’t be too quick to assume that official policy forbids officers from stripping naked while on the job. After a similar controversy erupted in 2010, Allegheny County District Attorney Stephen Zappala declared, “While it’s not inappropriate for a police officer to take off his clothes in connection with a prostitution investigation, if an officer engages in a sexual act, this may constitute outrageous government conduct.” (Makes you wonder what would have to transpire for the DA to be certain that "outrageous government conduct" had taken place.)

But what’s more outrageous than the DA’s hedging or whether a detective engaged in sexual shenanigans, is what Homestead officers did while fully-clothed and with the blessings of their superiors. The criminal complaint does not specify how much time DePellegrin spent poking around the web for call girls, but based on what can be gleaned from the document, this particular sting operation occupied the time of at least five officers. Two of them, DePellegrin and his partner who accompanied him on the sting (but not in the fateful room!), devoted quite a lot of time to the operation (including stopping by Walgreens to pick up condoms and baby wipes requested by Dymon).

What if this sting was an anomaly not representative of how Homestead PD conducts itself? Even if the department is staffed by dedicated officers who spend much more time pursuing violent thugs than luring call girls, can they really say this prostitution sting was the best use of their time--any of their time? Their priorities seem all the more wayward given the fact that Homestead suffers from some of the highest violent crime rates in the Pittsburgh area, rates roughly three times the national average.

It’s hard to imagine Boston-area police officers trolling for hookers during their nationally televised manhunt, but all victims of violent crime deserve justice, whether or not their attacks attract attention from cable news. And even those who support prostitution stings must concede that before scarce resources are deployed for such a purpose, every murderer, rapist, robber, and shoplifter should be arrested first.

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  • Fist of Etiquette||

    The prostitute entrapped his penis.

  • Cervantes||

    Huehuehuehuehuehue

  • Virginian||

    Carl Bailey of the Homestead Police Union argues that DePellegrin did nothing wrong. "In the course of officers doing undercover work, sometimes they have to do what they have to do to effectuate an arrest," says Bailey.

    What dedication: If duty calls, Homestead's finest are willing to endure oral sex!
    ________

    Galahad: Look, let me face the peril!
    Lancelot: No, no, it’s much too perilous!

  • Marcy G||

    Prostitution is crime against women. And its not the woman that should be arrested, it the man who force her into prostitution that should face prison.

  • Matrix||

    FORCED prostitution is a crime against the woman/child/man that was FORCED to do it.

    But not all prostitution is forced, and therefore is not a crime against anyone.

  • Marcy G||

    All is crime against women, and same as pornography is crime against woman.

  • Matrix||

    trollololol!

  • Matrix||

    so male prostitution and gay porn are also crimes against women?

  • ||

    I tried that with a college acquaintance who was making the "ALL PORN IS VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN" argument. Without missing a beat she responded "Gay porn says that women are unnecessary and therefor is an attack on women" I was so stunned I didn't have a chance to point out that she was a rabid supporter of gay rights (to the point where I, as a gay man, was annoyed) and she was implying that all gay sex was violence against women.

  • Hyperion||

    Well, Jesse, to say that the femibots are a little confused is a massive understatement.

    These are folks who think radical Islam is their friend, just because they aren't deemed as 'evil white men', the root of all patriarchy, scourge of the world.

  • ||

    Yeah, I've known some eminently reasonable feminists and then some that feminism is an abstract article of faith. It doesn't take long to suss out the difference when talking to someone.

  • Zeb||

    These are folks who think radical Islam is their friend, just because they aren't deemed as 'evil white men'

    Is this true? I have a hard time believing this, given that it's no secret how Islam, particularly the radical varieties treats women. I'm not trying to call you a liar. I've been away from the world of obnoxious marxist feminism for a long time, so I could well be missing something. I've just never heard any non-Muslim suggest that Islam is any kind of friend of any variety of feminism.

  • ||

    I've seen it with the gay rights crowd. It's certainly not all gay rights activists but there's definitely a weirdness when they're angry about how Israel (which is more gay friendly than most US States) treats Palestine (not so gay friendly).

    It seems a lot of lobby groups like to dilute their lobbying power by being a generic New Left mouthpiece, instead of focusing on their specific stated goals. I'm assuming that's driven by the holistic nature of New Left ideology.

  • Hyperion||

    These are folks who think radical Islam is their friend, just because they aren't deemed as 'evil white men'

    Is this true? I have a hard time believing this, given that it's no secret how Islam, particularly the radical varieties treats women

    Zeb, yes, it's true. You can google it. You really think I could make up something that damn crazy?

  • grey||

    I blog in a variety of places, and while blogging is not evidence, I witness this all the time. Left apologists for awful treatment of women based on Islam is rampent. You can bring up facts, the status of women in Islamic majority states, crimes against women citing Islamic teachings, and point to human rights sites generally loved by the left and the response is simple and incoherent: Christian Right is worse, trying to take away my reproductive rights. Truly.

  • Eduard van Haalen||

    Those caucasian guys seem to be both white *and* Islamic.

  • Hyperion||

    Those caucasian guys seem to be both white *and* Islamic.

    Hmmm, I think you are onto something that the liberal media can use now... WHITE ISLAMIST!

    No, wait... that won't work, unlike with the Hispanics, the Liberal media are scared shitless of the Islamists.

  • Matrix||

    Well, there are some rabid feminists you believe that all straight sex is essentially violence against women.

    How did you acquaintance feel about lesbianism?

  • ||

    How did you acquaintance feel about lesbianism?

    I don't know that it ever came up. She lost her virginity with to a friend of mine (we had all warned him that she was cracked in the head) and then accused him of rape and had him kicked out of school. She then ran around gleefully inserting her victimhood into EVERY conversation she could.

    Much to their credit some of the women I was friends with who had been raped or sexually abused were planning on beating the shit out of her for being a complete attention whore, defining down what rape is, and making it sound like a feminist rite of passage.

  • Matrix||

    If she accused someone of raping her when there was no rape, she is a vile, disgusting POS who should be tarred, feathered, and run out of town. and I do mean run.. .because a pack of rabid pitbulls she be chasing her.

  • WuzYoungOnceToo||

    It's always amusing to hear the same people who claim that they're all about "empowering" women simultaneously tell us that women are not capable of being responsible for their own choices/actions.

  • grey||

    Amusing or frightening? The same world veiw essentially justifies saying all people are not capable of, nor responsible for, their own choices/actions, therefore the State is needed. Identical thought processes, it just happens that 'women' are the target for State control.

  • Libertymike||

    Sir Walter Raleigh: I may lose my head.

  • SusanM||

    Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

    Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.

    Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.

    Sir Lancelot: Am not.

  • sarcasmic||

    George Carlin: Here's something you never hear a guy say: "Stop sucking my dick, or I'll call the police!"

  • Marcy G||

    All of you here needs to be shamed, violence against women is not to laughed at.

  • ||

    Ha Ha

  • ||

    Wow, a radical feminist troll. How original.

  • ||

    I think Marcy is actually someone trying to be funny...or maybe she/he is just bat-shit crazy

  • ||

    What if the woman is a clown?

  • BakedPenguin||

    Marcy G, Clown Hooker. That would make a good TV show. Well, good for NBC, anyway.

  • SugarFree||

    Clown Hooker Nurse. Trauma Unit by day, Kid's Cancer ward by night, Hooker by middle of the night. She goes without sleep, and lives without shame.

  • PACW||

    Dang you. Now I have to consider something I've never once considered before. Are there subsets who find clowns erotic? Seems unlikely; yet there are too many unlikely fetishes to count.

  • wwhorton||

    "All of you here needs to be shamed, violence against women is not to laughed at."

    Of course not, Marcy. That's what your grammar is for.

  • UnCivilServant||

    Do you have some evidence that shows the majority of 'providers' are enslaved or somehow forcibly made to provide these services rather than option for a low-qualification profession?

  • Marcy G||

    No woman does prostitution willing, she is either forced by a man or forced because women don't have equal right in this country and can't get paid fair what a man would paid in same job. And now men don't want to be a man and take care of the women like used to be, do the right thing.

  • UnCivilServant||

    EVIDENCE, not ideological ramblings of a zealot.

  • Marcy G||

    Have many studies done to prove all I said, and why now many in government need to pass new laws to protect women because women are not protected, same as man.

  • sarcasmic||

    Except for that Zumba hooker.

    Apparently she did it because she loves to fuck. The cash was a bonus.

  • Libertymike||

    She loves pole dancing, too.

  • Zeb||

    I'm pretty sure it is not possible to conduct a study that can prove that no woman has ever willingly been a prostitute. How about some real evidence?

    Also, how are men protected that does not also apply to women?

  • SusanM||

    I have many studies and many personal experiences to know that such exploitation isn't universal.

    There are indeed many women (as well as men and transgendered people) who are forced into prostitution - whether they're desperate runaways or being trafficked from other countries. And it is wrong that on top of that they are usually the only ones arrested by the police rather than their abusers ("'coz it's like, easy and stuff").

    There are many, many more that enter the sex trade of their own free will. I've known several women who are professional sex workers and I can say with confidence that no one needs to protect them.

  • Hyperion||

    I am assuming by your posting name that you are female?

    WTH is going on today at H&R, a feminists troll, rebutted by a female poster whose name is not Nicole, or some variation thereof?

  • gaoxiaen||

    It's easier than college.

  • kinnath||

    Can't Understand New Troll

  • Auric Demonocles||

    Too crappy to be a new troll. It's a new sockpuppet.

  • Marcy G||

    I am Marcy G, I have been here many times! I am not new, or troll. My English is not the best, but I try.

    Libertarians don't like to debate me, because are afraid to debate with me.

  • sarcasmic||

    Libertarians don't like to debate me, because are afraid to debate with me.

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

  • SugarFree||

    Libertarians don't like to debate me, because are afraid to debate with me.

    Using a White Indian phrase was a mistake. Sockpuppets got to be fresh, not mix tracks of other sockpuppets.

  • Auric Demonocles||

    Sockpuppets got to be fresh, not mix tracks of other sockpuppets.

    When does the Greatest Hits thread come out?

  • SugarFree||

    Tulpa is working on the Kidz Bop version.

  • Auric Demonocles||

    How about a "NOW that's what I call trolling"?

  • SugarFree||

    Personally, I would like a button where I could play someone's comment in a voice of my choosing.

    I've always imagined Tulpa as Quizmaster Billy, for example.

  • SugarFree||

    Since the long term trolls basically say the same stuff over and over again, I can't imagine it would be too hard to code a bot that could take over for them.

    Hell, given the amount of data to work with (the comments archive) I bet most of us wouldn't be hard to code into a response bot.

  • Agile Cyborg||

    "Libertarians don't like to debate me, because are afraid to debate with me."

    Debating sexuality with a sex-negative feminist is like debating Satan with a Pentecostal. There is no debate.

    Call Libertarians what you want but being afraid of anything is the least of their so-called flaws.

  • UnCivilServant||

    "MarcyG" Two things -

    1: You haven't given any facts or evidence to make your claim rise to a debatable point.

    2: I'm not a Libertarian, not even close.

  • grey||

    Feelings,
    Wo-o-o feelings
    Wo-o-o feelings

    Feeling an issue is so much more important than reasoning.

  • kinnath||

    But CUNS doesn't work.

  • Cervantes||

    Care to check your facts and maybe provide some sources to back up your claims? No? Yeah, that's what I thought.

  • Ptah-Hotep||

    because women don't have equal right in this country and can't get paid fair what a man would paid in same job. And now men don't want to be a man and take care of the women like used to be, do the right thing.

    So Marcy, do you want equal rights or do you want a man to take care of you? You seem to be vacillating between the two here.

    And you do understand that IF I can hire a woman for 75% of what it would cost me to hire a man, it would be advantageous for me to hire ALL women. Why do you think this is not the case?

  • Zeb||

    Marcy, assuming you are not just a troll, I'd recommend you try telling http://maggiemcneill.wordpress.com/ about how no one willingly becomes a prostitute.

  • Generic Stranger||

    False consciousness! /femtard.

  • Marcy G||

    No wonder that libertarian is so small 1% and will never more because no woman would marry and no women ever come here.

  • Archduke Pantsfan||

    I think you're being too hard on Marcy. We learnt a few weeks ago English is not her first language.
    It's hard to make points in a foreign language. Reason won't let her post in her native tongue.

  • UnCivilServant||

    So you're claiming ideology is genetic? I guess the Russians and the Germans are doomed.

  • BuSab Agent||

    WTF, troll! I wanted to be a prostitute. I like fucking. Before I got married, I was a hardcore slut with one night stands as my preferred form of gratification and the idea of getting paid for doing what I was doing anyway seemed awesome. The only reason I didn't was because it wasn't cool with my husband, so you might say a man forced me to NOT be a prostitute.

  • Hyperion||

    a man forced me to NOT be a prostitute

    See how those evil men are? Always abusing the woman, one way or the opposite!

    But, I truly do believe that you are the real troll here today. Logic dictates it, it's simple math.

    3 women here posting today, in one thread, and neither of their names were some variation of Nicole, or Nikki.

    I rest my case.

    In fact, I wouldn't doubt it if all 3 of you are the same person.

  • Virginian||

    Oh, and nicole doesn't count. She is the worst. It is known.

  • Auric Demonocles||

    It is known.

  • Loki||

    In fact, I wouldn't doubt it if all 3 of you are the same person.

    We're all the same person. Each of us is a seperate personality of one person with severe split personality disorder. None of this is real, we're all just figments of someone's imagination.

  • UnCivilServant||

    Whoah... I knew insanity was common among state employees, I didn't realize I was that crazy.

  • itsnotmeitsyou||

    "Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

  • Hyperion||

    String theory on drugs!

  • itsnotmeitsyou||

    That's the only way to study string theory, really.

    "Dude, I think this stuff kicked in. I can totally see the 12th dimension."

  • Hyperion||

    I'm feeling some groovey vibes, man!

  • gaoxiaen||

    That's not too far from the truth.

  • Virginian||

    Before I got married, I was a hardcore slut with one night stands as my preferred form of gratification and the idea of getting paid for doing what I was doing anyway seemed awesome.

    ____

    Go on.....

  • ||

    I often regret not having become a sex worker, BuSab Agent, so I totally get you.

  • SugarFree||

    It's not all champagne and cervical dysplasia, you know.

  • Hyperion||

    I'm starting to see a pattern here... when we do, ever so rarely, get a female poster here at H&R, that can bear with us for even more than half a thread, they are only the very sluttiest of slutty ones.

    What does this say about us???

  • ||

    That we should call you all...John? ;)

  • Auric Demonocles||

    That we should call you all...John? ;)

    Why would you insult us all like that? Most of us have spellcheck!

  • Hyperion||

    That we should call you all...John?

    Well, that wouldn't be nearly as bad as if you called us all, Tulpa.

  • SugarFree||

    when we do, ever so rarely, get a female poster here at H&R, that can bear with us for even more than half a thread, they are only the very sluttiest of slutty ones.

    Libertarians have a high tolerance for disgust. Given the general state of most heterosexual males, I imagine promiscuous women have a high tolerance for disgust as well. They are therefore a natural constituency for libertarianism.

  • BuSab Agent||

    This is probably true.

  • grey||

    I hope this is true.

  • PACW||

    "Libertarians have a high tolerance for disgust."

    I don't think that is necessarily true. I am easily disgusted. The mere thought of clown sex makes me shudder. But because slavery in its many forms is the most disgusting thing of all I have no choice but to be libertarian. Even people who put ketchup on eggs are human beings.

  • gaoxiaen||

    I should invite them to my house?

  • itsnotmeitsyou||

    I got some spare cash layin around. ;)

  • SusanM||

    You didn't miss much, believe me.

  • BuSab Agent||

    I know. Isn't it said that the ideal job is the one where you get paid to do what you would do for pleasure anyway?

  • Loki||

    I was a hardcore slut with one night stands as my preferred form of gratification

    I'd like to hear a little more...

  • BuSab Agent||

    Ah what the hell. Why should Nikki be the one that gets all the abuse?
    In the beginning, I did the standard girl thing and went for the jocks and "popular" guys, but in general they're not very good in bed. Foreplay is wrestling your clothes off and the actual sex is bunny piston action. Then they go and slam you to all their friends. They also got pissy about obeying the Iron Law of Slutdom: No glove, no love. It wasn't until my first sympathy sex that I discovered an untapped goldmine. A male geek friend of mine was all bummed out because he had asked a socially mid range girl out on a date and she had basically filleted him, so I offered to fuck him to cheer him up. He was a virgin, and so eager to please and considerate, it was like I was being worshipped. So then I did the chess club, and the computer club,and the math club, and the D&D club--in fact the man I married was a member of the D&D club..one night we're gaming and I'm feeling horny and I looked around the table and he's the only guy I hadn't fucked yet..so I started playing with his crotch with my bare foot under the table and the rest is history.
    The only subset of geekdom that I didn't service was the severely obese...it was just too much of a turn-off for me. Acne: not a problem I had a problem with shoulder and backne so if he didn't mind neither did I. Glasses: I wore glasses too. Pudge: I was very skinny, and if both partners are thin there's awkward hip bruises.

  • Hyperion||

    That's quite a story. And because it involves lots of fucking, it will be well received around here.

    Never tell a story here that doesn't involve fucking, or you will be flamed to a crisp. You've been warned.

    My story telling prowess is legendary at many places around the interwebs, I swear this to be true, but here I just get shot down because the story didn't involve any 'nailing of milfs'.

  • itsnotmeitsyou||

    Never tell a story here that doesn't involve fucking, or you will be flamed to a crisp. You've been warned.

    Unless it involves anal, then flames will be flung.

  • ||

    Unless it involves anal, then flames will be flung.

    Or rimming for that matter.

  • Hyperion||

    Why should Nikki be the one that gets all the abuse?

    According to Libertarian doctrine, there are no victimless crimes. One cannot be a victim of abuse, when one loves what they are willingly receiving.

    I would call it attention, not abuse, (;

  • BuSab Agent||

    Well, I DO like to be tied up and spanked.

  • ||

    BuSab, did you by any chance see this article?

    “I need to stress how not that major of a transition this was for me,” Henrik says. “The only real difference between prostitution and what I was already doing was the logistics.” Henrik’s only slightly exaggerating. Even before he was a prostitute, he had been conducting semi-anonymous hookups for years.
  • BuSab Agent||

    That's a great article.

  • Auric Demonocles||

    Do you have some evidence that shows the majority of 'providers' are enslaved or somehow forcibly made to provide these services rather than option for a low-qualification profession?

    Speak for yourself. You probably have low qualifications for your monocle polishers too.

  • Virginian||

    Like with any other skilled work, there's a range.

    The night clerk at the hot sheet motel and the head concierge at a fine hotel both have the same job.

  • Auric Demonocles||

    Shhh, we're supposed to be picking on Servant's sexual choices.

  • Libertymike||

    Speaking for myself, I do not patronize low qualification providers.

  • UnCivilServant||

    I'm a rank and file government employee, I don't wear a monocle, both my eyes need to be able to see (and they don't pay me enough to pay someone else. I do wish I could snag one of those cushy patronage jobs where I can afford such niceties)

  • Hyperion||

    Aren't you going to jump off the Empire State building now, because sequestration? You're doomed you know, so just do it!

  • UnCivilServant||

    No.

    I am fuelled by spite and schadenfreude.

    Besides, the jumper nets prevent suicides from that structure, and it would involved going near the pustule that is NYC. I don't go that far south if I can help it.

  • ||

    You're right, Marcy, violence against women is not to be laughed at. Neither is someone who thinks they know better than other women what their own choices should be. Kindly fuck off, slaver.

  • Hyperion||

    She's trying to save you, Nicole, and you just can't appreciate it.

  • ||

    The false consciousness, it eats my brainz!

  • PACW||

    Very true.

  • grey||

    My wife and I fuck other women, or they fuck us, hard to say exactly. Sometimes we all laugh after fucking, sometimes we laugh during the sex. Sex is fun. Sex can even be funny. I'm smiling now, laugh with me at the funny faces, sweaty bodies, and noises only animals would make.

    What you really want is the State telling women what type, when, and where sex is permissable. Sex is not violence. To confuse the two only shows your own fucked up association with self loathing and violent desires to coerce others into doing what you want them to do. Fuck you; but I wouldn't fuck you. Dry and blow away you shrill fucking troll.

  • americanexile||

    Cop bangs prostitute on job? No punishment? This was a scene in The Wire. Glad to see life imitating art.

  • ||

    Also, the classic South Park episode.

  • SugarFree||

    The SNL Rule: A perfect imitation of an annoying person is only itself annoying unless you do something with it.

  • Archduke Pantsfan||

  • SugarFree||

    I'd argue it is not the subject or the acting that is the problem with the Gavin sketches, but the length. Keep them short and they'd be 4 or 5 times funnier.

    "Spoon millionaires" is funny, but you got to make it punchier.

  • Auric Demonocles||

    I don't remember the Gavin scenes dragging on that long. It wasn't even a ton longer than the Game of Thrones intro, but sure seemed it.

  • Archduke Pantsfan||

    Excruciatingly long.

  • Hyperion||

    Isn't this sort of like a scenario where a DEA agent would go around befriending drug dealers, buying up large quantities of drugs from them, using them all(got to make sure the evidence is real), then busting the dealers, thereby effectively making a career out of doing free drugs all of the time, all paid for by the taxpayers?

  • UnCivilServant||

    Or becoming a dealer with said drugs to bust the buyers for posession.

  • H. ReardEn||

    Sex First, Then Arrest
    Well, at least they got the first part right.

  • ||

    Wait, so you guys don't tie up your hookers and throw them in a cage when you're done with them?

  • UnCivilServant||

    FRom what I understand, that would cost extra.

  • Hyperion||

    WTF? You go wasting a good hooker like that? You make them cook your dinner and clean the house before they leave, oh, and also polish your monocle.

  • Virginian||

    There are girls that will let you do that for free. Especially after that book came out. I really need to shake the writer's hand.

  • BuSab Agent||

    A lot of women are morons.

  • ||

    "Don't cops have better things to do?"

    Shoot I can't think of anything.

  • SusanM||

    Marcy's gone? Dang. Trolling radfems is a lovely way to pass the time.

  • grey||

    Marcy has been beamed up by Dry Cunt Feminist Mother Ship, soon she will pass through the ships digestive system, all errant thoughts of liberty or free association will be cleansed. She will be shat from the ships anal orifice into another blog to begin Troll protocol again.

    That's my best guess anyway.

  • ||

    Near the end of my undercover assignment, I got to work a prostitution detail. Total waste of time, but HELLA fun. It's all window dressing. The average penalty for those that got cited was $100 fine.

    That being said, prostitution should be legal.

    Fwiw, in my agency we are allowed to disrobe. One thing prostitutes will do to see if you are a cop is tell you to unzip your pants and let them touch your junk. Many agencies, like SPD, don't allow their officers to do that, so it works well for the pros'.

    Ime, most prostitutes are good people and they are EXCELLENT sources of street intel. You treat them fairly and with respect and they are some of the best resources you can get for finding out gang movement activity, fencing activity, and all sorts of stuff. They literally have their finger on the pulse of the street

    Granted these days, its mostly craigslist stuff, not street walkers so not so much.

    I'll never forget the pros sting I did in Hawaii, because when you watch the video, you can see me becoming erect as she starts stripping down. Kind of embarassing, but amusing in retrospect.

    Disclaimer: This post brought to you by the fine people who make Fentanyl. Booya FENTANYL!

  • Gamblorr||

    "They literally have their finger on the pulse of the street"

    You keep using that word...

  • stacyedwards590||

    David. if you, thought Valerie`s blurb is really great... last monday I bought a brand new Mitsubishi Evo from earning $5506 this past 5 weeks and-more than, ten-grand last month. it's by-far the most financialy rewarding I have ever had. I began this 8-months ago and right away brought home minimum $78 p/h. I follow the details here,, http://www.app70.com

  • Jon Lester||

    More often, the DA is only concerned with those cases that will bring him closer to a judgeship.

  • sarapaxton755||

    my co-worker's sister makes $78/hour on the computer. She has been fired for six months but last month her pay was $13532 just working on the computer for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more http://www.app70.com

  • juliana89||

    just before I looked at the bank draft for $7645, I have faith that my cousin was like really erning money part-time from there pretty old laptop.. there dads buddy had bean doing this for under 12 months and just now cleared the dept on there condo and bought a new Mazda MX-5. go to, hub16.com

  • anon||

    Carl Bailey of the Homestead Police Union argues that DePellegrin did nothing wrong. "In the course of officers doing undercover work, sometimes they have to do what they have to do to effectuate an arrest," says Bailey.

    I sure wish "obtaining blowjobs" were in my job description.

  • anon||

    Also, need more info on nikki's hardcore slut days. Preferably with vids, but will also accept pics.

  • blak53||

    upto I saw the receipt of $5493, I didnt believe that...my... mom in-law woz actualey making money in their spare time from their computer.. there aunts neighbour had bean doing this less than 11 months and just now repayed the mortgage on there apartment and bought a brand new Lotus Elan. go to, http://www.wow92.com

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