Friday Funnies: Stuck Debt Ceiling

Stuck debt ceiling

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  • Fist of Etiquette||

    If only Capitol Hill was teeming over with pink slips like that.

  • Pavlov's Cat||

    By the time they get around to it, that's the only way they would be able to afford it.

  • Almanian!||

    I don't get it. Seriously. I don't.

    #FirstWorldProblems

    Happy Friday, you manky Reasonoid gits.

  • WTF||

    What is all the pink stuff inside the observatory? Where id the telescope?

    NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ!!!11!!!

  • Almanian!||

    See? I thought it was a trash compactor or something.

    I. DON'T. GET. IT.

    i haz a sad....:(

  • UnCivilServant||

    That's okay, I'm still trying to figure out why Tom Baker is standing on the Debt half of the silo cover.

  • ||

    "I've never ever read a script. I really must read Macbeth, because I was in it once. I got a lot of laughs in that, I can tell you." - Tom Baker

  • Loki||

    "I don't read the script, script reads me."

  • Pompey||

    No no no silly buns, that is the Angel Moroni. I always knew Mormons were controlling Washington!

  • WTF||

    So the Mormons believe in an Italian angel?

  • ||

    he's the angel of special ed.

  • Swiss Servator, mehr Käse!||

    You...I mean...

    *shakes head*

  • SugarFree||

    No, Smith was seeing how far he could push it until people realized it was a joke. I mean, the Angel Moron(i)? They really didn't (and still don't) get that?!?

    But they lapped it up and Smith laughed all the way to the bank--a bank filled with money and underage poontang.

  • WTF||

    That's the best part-he was actually calling his marks morons to their faces and they still didn't get it.

  • Swiss Servator, mehr Käse!||

    +1

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    You know what causes penis captivus? When the glans swells up and splits open like we see here. And no, it's not great.

  • John Galt||

    Large pee hole phallic cartoon.

  • ||

    As wedding cakes go, this is about as bad as these ones

  • WTF||

    The beach cake looks like someone threw up on it.

  • Rich||

    Thanks, ifh! I started losing it at "Cake and Fruit Explosion".

  • Loki||

    The sad part is the cake isn't even the worst thing in that picture. That would have to go to the old man in the background wearing the multi-colored suit and the fez hat. I get the distinct feeling that guy's got a windowless van with a tear soaked air matress in the back.

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Little known fact: Thomas Jefferson actually came up with the design for the retractable roof, although his intended application was to let out of a building the stink coming off all those sweaty wigs.

  • WTF||

    I thought it was to let out the stench of corruption.

  • John Galt||

    A bit of natural ventilation would've worked back then. Today high powered air moving machines would be required.

  • Almanian!||

    High powered air moving machines BUILT BY OUR CRONIES, UPON WHOM WE HAVE SHOWERED TAX AND REGULATORY INCENTIVES, would be required.

    fixed

  • Pavlov's Cat||

    And a tank train load of Frebreze.

  • The Hyperbole||

    Where is Bok getting his news? Who talks about "splitting" "opening" or "retracting" the debt ceiling?

  • UnCivilServant||

    True. Shouldn't it be hanging from something - ie "suspended"?

  • gaijin||

    like a sex swing?

  • Hillary's Clitdong||

    What? I don't get it. I actually need labelz.

  • Will4Freedom||

    I'm with you there.

  • Longtorso, Johnny||

    But you're missing the important news: Johnny Football's hand size is just shy of 10 inches #NFLCombine

  • Rich||

    This is truly baffling.

    It's *raise* the debt ceiling, not "open" or "split" or whatever Bok is trying to say.

  • Will4Freedom||

    I would have drawn a building bulging with I.O.U.s sticking out of windows, doors and cracks in the walls. Obama is trying to rip off the roof and Boehner is offering him a bigger crow bar.

  • GILMORE||

    I don't get it.

    What's more: I don't want to get it.

  • Jack Holby||

    I'll chime in...I don't get it either.

    Good new is, leaving work early to go drinking.

    Happy Friday, Reasonoids!

  • plusafdotcom||

    What the Bok is he trying to say?!

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