Brickbat: That Takes Balls

New Zealand officials have destroyed two kilograms of rooster testicles  seized from a man at Auckland International Airport. The man planned to eat them, but officials said they could spread disease.

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  • Plopper||

    Nooo! Those delicious rooster balls!

  • Generic Stranger||

    You gotta keep your eyes on the balls. Eyes. Balls. Eyeballs. I almost had a gag, son. Joke that is.

  • Plopper||

    I could hear his voice in my head as I read your comment.

  • Swiss Servator, Alps avast!||

    Me too. And I rather liked that.

  • wareagle||

    balls, I say balls.

  • Zombie Jimbo||

    I saay. That man was about a sharp as a sack of oatmeal.

  • SugarFree||

    "This is delicious! What's in it?"

    "I'll tell you in a minute. Have some more."

  • Terr||

    I'd call them yard oysters.

  • SugarFree||

    Some asshole will just say that they taste like chicken.

  • Count Negroni||

    Back the truck up, there's a sale on Bitcoins.

    Down 62% from all-time-high. April crash ended up down 82% from then all-time-high.

  • db||

    Note to bitcoin millionaires: don't buy that Ferrari until the check from Mt Gox clears into your gold ETF account.

  • New Cassandra||

    Mt Gox are theiving assholes. I withdrew $1,000 from my account 6 weeks ago and have still not got the funds in my bank. "Support" emails are just ignored.

  • H. ReardEn||

    Get you disease spreading testicles from a menagerie of animals here. Yak testicles! Yum!

  • Bee Tagger||

    If a court rules that they have to give the cock's balls back to him, I hope he serves it to them at dawn so they can eat crow.

  • pan fried wylie||

    Cock Blocked!

    officials said they could spread disease

    Is Chicken AIDS destroyed by cooking?

  • Rich||

    two kilograms of rooster testicles

    Nice band name.

  • Rich||

    "connoisseurs like them barely cooked so there's still some liquid inside so that you feel the liquid squirt into your mouth when you bite down on it"

    The more you know ....

  • angus||

    Protectionism at its worse, why are we denied succulent Vietnamese chicken nuts? Local suppliers provide only dessicated dry balls, what do they expect?

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