Friday Funnies: Climate Change

Chip BokChip Bok

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  • Fist of Etiquette||

    "Don't have a cow, man."

  • Generic Stranger||

    Oh god, Anon-bot has mastered sarcasm. The end is nigh!

  • some guy||

    I'm starting to think it's not a bot. It's some kid in a Cambodian sweatshop.

  • ||

    Well he should get off the computer and finish making my shoes

  • Ted S.||

    Typical woman, interested in shoes.

    (This is why there are no female libertarians....)

  • ||

    typical man, fascinated by a woman's shoe collection

  • AlexInCT||

    What are you wearing on your feet????

  • Ted S.||

    I don't give a shit about your shoes. You were the one to say you wanted the Cambodian waif to get back to stitching them.

  • ||

    a bit tetchy there Ted...

  • Ted S.||

    If you want to see me get tetchy, try posting a link to a news story that's already been posted three or four times. :-)

  • Certified Public Asskicker||

    See, if we stopped anon-bot from posting, he would have to leave his sweatshop job and resort to prostitution.

    Do you want that some guy, hmm?

  • Almanian!||

    This is why there are no Cambodian libertarians.

  • some guy||

    I didn't say it was a bad thing.

  • ||

    As usual, pedo-bot has hit the nail on the head.

  • Longtorso, Johnny||

    If Bok is too lazy to put any effort into the cartoon, I'm too lazy to make jokes about it.

  • Generic Stranger||

    Well, to be fair, "Climate Change the subject" is half witty.

  • WTF||

    We already know Bok is a half-wit.

  • Ted S.||

    Too lazy to make that the alt-text.

  • The Immaculate Trouser||

    Hilarious!

    ...is what I said when I saw today's Family Circus. This is complete dogshit.

  • Live Free or Diet||

    What, you don't like how his blueballs are on display right on the podium?

  • ||

    Are they his? I assumed it was part of a serial killer's trophy collection

  • Almanian!||

    Yeah, I was thinking, "No way his balls are that big - Hillary must have lent him hers."

  • ||

    I think it's a metaphor for the press swallowing his balls. But poorly executed, as ever.

  • ||

    I have no doubt they are blue, but I think the size is more than a little bit exaggerated there.

  • WTF||

    Why is the Burger King talking about EPA?

  • Almanian!||

    That flame broiling is a huge controbutor to putting more greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere. The King is gettin' his green on...

  • anon||

    Think Bok forgot the alt-text that would make this a cartoon.

  • ||

    There's such divinity doth hedge a king,
    That treason can but peep to what it would

  • some guy||

    Giant ears do not a caricature make. That feature was worn out on BOOOOOSH.

  • ||

    Have you seen a picture of the guy? This is not a caricature, it is realism.

  • some guy||

    I know, but it's time for something new. Just drawing him rail-thin should be enough.

  • some guy||

    Krugnuts says action against climate change is just what our economy needs right now! Somehow making energy more expensive will create jobs because all this economy needs is some demand... any kind of demand will do!

  • Certified Public Asskicker||

    but making war on coal won’t destroy jobs. In fact, serious new regulation of greenhouse emissions could be just what our economy needs.

    Holy fuck.

  • Doctor Whom||

    It’s kind of funny, actually: right-wingers love to praise the power of free markets and declare that the private sector can deal with any problem, but then turn around and insist that the private sector will just throw up its hands in despair and collapse in the face of new environmental rules.

    Holy fuck indeed.

  • Mainer2||

    Atlas Shrugged has a scene I call Reardon's Epiphany, when he asks the authorities how they expect him to stay in business when he will lose money on every ton he pours under their plan. And they say, you'll find a way, you always do. The parasites' lack of understanding is so profound, the don't even realize when they are killing the host.

  • PapayaSF||

    I had a Facebook claim that any business that felt burdened by Obamacare was obviously just doing things wrong, and should simply "adjust" their business to accommodate. It's all so simple when you don't know what you are talking about.

  • db||

    This guy has never even heard of Bastiat, right?

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Debunked.

  • some guy||

    I know. Krugman's call for breaking a bunch of windows was obviously retarded so now he's toned it down a little. Instead of breaking stuff he just wants us to make it harder to produce new stuff.

  • ||

    I dont even know what to say to that. How sure are we that Krugman is a real person?

  • db||

    Krugman is Anon-Bot.

  • ||

    Ok, now I know what to say. That was such a slap in the face of good sense that I was stunned for a moment.

    The 'save the planet' crap is simply captain shithead yelling "squirrel!" and pointing away from the IRS/NSA scandals. Or, put another way, we see the man behind the curtain and he has started his "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" routine.

    Krugman is just doing what a good little ass licker does and echoing the call.

    Monstrous tyranny is monstrous.

  • sarcasmic||

    Krugman discovered that there's more money in shilling for Democrats than there is being an economist.

    Self interest in action.

  • some guy||

    It's ironic how he, like Michael Moore and a long list of wealthy "progressives" are some of the best free market capitalists in practice. I wonder if they are aware of this or if they are really as oblivious as they seem.

  • Fatty Bolger||

    There is no way Krugman actually believes this bullshit. No way. This is just him shilling for his bud in the White House. Maybe he also thinks the anti-carbon bullshit will be worth the cost in jobs (never his job, of course) and is happy to lie to make it happen.

  • Almanian!||

    Horrid. Therefore - perfect. Happy fucking Friday, Reasonoids, and many happy returns of the day, you magnificent bastards.

  • Almanian!||

    Also, Richard Petty's ears are not that big. Fail.

  • Ted S.||

    Why did Obama get a bad blond dye job (you casn still see the roots), and spikes to boot?

  • Lord Humungus||

    He is not a man, he is Devo.

  • TheSpiteHouse||

    What would sevo say?

  • db||

    Obama has no control over the rest of the government. It's just too big, man, and how can we expect one man to ensure every podunk office isn't violating the rights of American citizens? But he totally has the intellectual capacity to understand the most subtle workings of the world through science, and the leverage and power to direct thw government to fix the climate.

  • TheSpiteHouse||

    This is way funnier than the cartoon.

  • LTC(ret) John||

    Meh.

    NEEDZ MOAR LABELZ.

  • db||

    "EAR EAR PODIUM CROWN LIAR"

  • LTC(ret) John||

    Thank you, now it is funneh!

  • General Butt Naked||

    Big surprise, I wake up and Bok takes a big greasy shit all over my Friday morning.

    After witnessing this poorly drawn abortion my day can only get better, so there's that, I guess.

    Jesus.

  • db||

    Olé Olestra!

  • General Butt Naked||

    From Bok's website:

    "Every Thursday night Chip loads up on fat-free potato chips (his only vice) and works long into the night on his Friday Funnies."

  • Ted S.||

    I visit H&R with only cached images set to display, so I don't see the Friday "Funnies" unless I explicity tell the browser to load the image.

  • General Butt Naked||

    Well, you're missing out, then.

    Any by "missing out" I mean "not vomiting in disgust".

  • Ted S.||

    You'd like me to vomit on you?

  • General Butt Naked||

    It couldn't be any worse than these Bok comics.

  • db||

    C'mon guys, it's not so bad. Obama is the Jack-in-the-Novus-Ordo-Seclorum pyramid.

  • Lord Humungus||

    worst evar!

  • Hash Brown||

    Just him with the crown and the Sauron eye would be a good all-purpose Friday funny until Jan. 2017.

  • Tim||

    What's the blue eye symbolic of?

  • LTC(ret) John||

    RACIIIIIST AMERIKKKA staring at the beloved O!?

  • LTC(ret) John||

    TEH MALE GAZE?

  • Ted S.||

  • Fatty Bolger||

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