Anti-Drug Film of the Day

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  • Sam Grove| |

    That's why we don't let our cats have catnip.

    That, and they don't seem to be affected by it all that much.

  • Tim| |

    That's what they want you to think.

  • Voros McCracken| |

    Surprisingly, a youtube comment actually won the internet:

    "Not even once."

  • EDG reppin' LBC| |

    Oh. My. God. That was so hilarious! Those cats are so cute. Too bad I am very allergic to the little guys.

  • NeonCat| |

    At least you'll avoid second-paw 'nipping. Some studies suggest it's worse than actually 'nipping yourself.

  • some guy| |

    nippin' and trippin'
    nappin' and happenin'

  • EDG reppin' LBC| |

    Those second-paw studies have been totally refuted. You lie!

  • NeonCat| |

    Those studies were bought and paid for by Big Nip! Ugh, libertarians are *so* predictable! If the government says it, it's a lie, if a kkkorporation says it, it's the gospel truth!

  • EDG reppin' LBC| |

    Maybe everything wouldn't be so "neon" if you weren't always hopped up on the 'nip!

  • NeonCat| |

    *sobs* Maybe I'm trying to prevent others from being victimized as I was. I'd get buzzed on second-paw nip, but then I needed more and more to get my fix.

    I realized I'd hit bottom when I came to in a sandbox, covered in cat pee, the needle still in my arm clogged with nip…

  • EDG reppin' LBC| |

    All this time, we thought you were just coughing up furballs. Now we know it was a mew for help. Come here. Let's hug it out.

  • Tim| |

    Has anyone seen the dog lately?

  • NeonCat| |

    Why, was there a policeman outside?

  • Fist of Etiquette| |

    Shrugs not drugs.

  • Russell| |

    The death penalty i too good for the feline bath salt dealers whose customers chew the faces off of two billion birds a year !

  • Agreenweed| |

    The DEA will come for your pussy next.

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