Friday Funnies: Three Stooges in "The Fiscal Cliff"

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  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Bill Gates looks like he's enjoying his ear tug, but Dick Nixon doesn't seem to like the unibrow massage.

  • John Galt||

    Oh I get it that's Bill Gates, I thought it PeeWee Herman.

    Now I'm confused.

  • John Galt||

    *was

  • Way Of The Crane||

    What the hell is Bill gates doing hanging out with Han Solo anyway and why is that Chinese guy wearing blue flannel?

  • John Galt||

    Oh I get it, that's Boehner, I thought it was Dick Nixon.

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    But we're agreed that's an algae wave about to hit them, right?

  • Whiterun Guard||

    See below, I'm pretty sure HP went to Tulane.

  • Ted S.||

    I don't believe either Hewlett or Packard went to Tulane.

  • ||

    No he means Harry Potter

  • John Galt||

    Okay, I remember the 3-Stooges?

  • Ted S.||

    It's Leonard Nimoy from his In Search Of... days.

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Why is Obama poking Detective Friday with a gun, but only pulling the ear of young Marty Feldman?

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Also, what's the deal with the wave behind them? Is it Stooges going Surfing? Or did Payne go to Tulane or something?

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    More importantly, Princess Leia is apparently a massive liar.

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Oh is that Ms Organa? I thought they were having their spat in a Punch and Judy puppet show box.

  • Way Of The Crane||

    I thought it was Han Solo with a bowl cut.

  • ||

    Is the large-breasted, dick-nose woman wondering what the point of this cartoon is, how it could be labeled "funny," or why Payne was too lazy to draw all the bricks?

  • ||

    The stucco is chipping away. Shoddy workmanship.

  • Mongo||

    Those are some nice juggs on that Jewess.

  • ||

    This is not wholly bewildering, recycled or laboured. Payne is slipping

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Can't understand a word of that.

  • Whiterun Guard||

    The doris is saying she's none too chuffed with the tidy page, and you'd better get off the blower before she chucks a wallah.

  • ||

    SOD off, ya wally berk!

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Fair dinkum! My pommy were ramblin into flamin oath, but now I've 'ad me proper tucker and I'm fit to stake a dag on a dugong.

  • ||

    Thought Fisty's pig-ignorance was the bloody limit, but now a pair of seppos is taking the piss. Bugger the lot of youse. May yer chooks turn into emus and kick yer dunny door down

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Hey, don't blame me, I learned everything I know from an Outback Steakhouse menu.

  • Whiterun Guard||

    That's like your constitution, isn't it?

  • ||

    MEh. Don't ya be angro, I was jus' eggin' him on. No matter what ya blowin', you're always spunky to me, ta!-D

  • ||

    What a bunch of gloopy chepooka these droogs govoreet. I can pony none of it.

  • ||

    heller, either you are quoting "A Clockwork Orange" or that is the worst Russian I have ever seen.

  • ||

    All the cool people speak Nadsat Groovus.

  • ||

  • ||

    True

  • ||

    That is some horrorshow zvook.

  • Ted S.||

    This Russian isn't bad so much as it is retch-inducing. :-)

  • ||

    Actually Ted, I like it, though a bit kitch-y.

  • Ted S.||

    And people here think I have no taste because I don't drink beer or go in for obscure scifi....

  • ||

    Yarbles to thee and thine, o my brother. Great big bolshy yarblockos. We talk horrorshow down under

  • Ted S.||

    So you're saying Payne bollixed up the Friday "Funnies"?

  • John Galt||

    Foreignour?

  • ||

    OK Fisty, allow me to elaborate in the Queen's English:

    Those bloody politicians, eh? Pack of bloody galahs. Never worked a day in their life, the miserable bludgers. And you try to escape them by reading the funny papers, and some bastard goes and draws them in that too. And he's pretty shouse at it too. Just look at that bloke in middle - he's all prick and ribs like a drover's dog.
  • ||

    I understood than perfectly!-D Fist, this is very simple to gist.

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Not enough superfluous u's.

  • ||

    Shouldn't that be nout enough...?

  • Ted S.||

    "than"? :-p

  • ||

    You try typing English on a Cyrillic keyboard. And my typing is almost John level terrible anyway.

  • Ted S.||

    And my typing is almost John level terrible anyway.

    So your typing is a chubby chaser?

    (At least I never have to deal with the Soviet keyboard layout.)

  • ||

    In Soviet Russia, keyboard lays you out!

  • Ted S.||

    I'm surprised it took 42 minutes for anybody to sink to posting that joke.

  • ||

    I'm surprised you haven't bitched about somebody's link that won't load on your shitty computer - it's already 9am! Chop chop!

  • ||

    Wot? Never heard of masking tape and a Biro?

  • ||

    Ha ha. Funny, PS. I am not used to the keyboard layout, that's all.

  • ||

    But you can change the layout in the settings, right, you can in Windows. I've got Czech and American on my počitač and I just switch back and forth with alt-shift.

  • ||

    I do on my personal laptop (which I also use for work, along with smertphone), which has an American QWERTY layout with phonetic (translit) recognition.

    Aha! One and done! Thanks, PS.

  • ||

    Sorted? Not sure what I did but glad to help!

  • Ted S.||

    If we're going to comment using the Queen's English, can we at least get some Friday Page 3 girls instead of the Friday "Funnies"?

  • ||

    So easily satisfied - here are some large breasts, uncovered

  • ||

    Too skinny.

  • Jesus H. Christ||

    Dammit! I thought for once the link would be safe.

  • ||

    This is a horrible cartoon. First, that minstrel praying mantis is sexually assaulting that poor retarded fellow who clearly has jaundice, and trying to earfuck the other fellow who has Cushing's. Second, the praying mantis stole Kim Jong-Un's hairstyle, which is clearly racist. Third, stereotyping the developmentally disabled as pattern blind is just appalling.

    To tally: Racism, bestiality, ADA violations, sexual assault, and crimes of fashion.

    A+, Payne.

  • Ted S.||

    I think you've committed a HIPAA violation by diagnosing them in public.

  • LTC(ret) John||

    OT, good doctor, I was playing with the Thomas Friedman op-ed generator and got a Ukraine one:

    http://thomasfriedmanopedgener.....ael+d77acc

  • ||

    THAT'S AMAZING! It reads almost word for word, Janukovich's New Year's speech!

    This bodes well not...

  • ||

  • ||

    Poor Henry! I didn't know he was a burn victim!

    I'll have to be more considerate in my criticisms in the future....

  • ||

    Here is Henry on the far right:

    http://www.dbusiness.com/galle.....e.1485.jpg

  • ||

    Oops, I mis-DX'ed. Henry has slight agnathia hypoplasia (means weak-chinned).

  • Whiterun Guard||

    heller is now an 'ooh burn' victim.

  • Whiterun Guard||

    Oooh I just got one:

    Well, the 3 Stooges were known for their fiscal comedy.

    ALSO SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGE MY TULANE REFERENCE.

  • Longtorso||

    There is no Tulane. It lives with all of the Highlander movies but the first.

  • ||

    No. Also, RACIST! The 3 Stooges were JOOZ! Are you saying that all JOOZ! are good with money? AND YOU LIKE DON SWAZE!!!

    You disgust me...

  • Whiterun Guard||

    There's no way they were jewish. Well, Larry, maybe. With the 'fro.

    And, Mission Accomplished!

  • ||

    *SWAYZE. (It's Swaze in the original Swazi-landian dialect.)

  • Ted S.||

    I'm surprised nobody's suggested Payne could have solved all his problems with MOAR LABELZ!

  • Almanian.||

    I don't get it.

    However, if I were sage, I would say, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Happy Friday, Reasonoids.

    Also, fried chicken.

  • sarcasmic||

    Why is everyone wearing plaid?

  • Whiterun Guard||

    They are big Lagwagon fans?

  • Ted S.||

    Maybe they're lesbians. Are they wearing Birkenstocks?

  • waaminn||

    lol, OK now that cracks me up dude.

    www.GotmyAnon.tk

  • ||

    brownosing Payne is not going to get you any street cred around here, anonbot

  • Tim||

    You can't spoof the stooges with this weak tea. If this were a proper spoof they'd have Obama's head jammed into an iron pipe, heated red hot by a blow torch, while they beat on it it with hammers.

  • Brian from Texas||

    Actually, the real Howard, Fine and Howard could probably run the country so much better than Obama, Reid and Boehner there would be no comparison.

  • TheSpiteHouse||

    I smiled.

  • SugarFree||

    Oh, the dark excesses we reach when we have no AM Links to comfort us....

  • Tim||

    They'll make up for it later by posting 62 threads within five minutes.

  • mr simple||

    I was a bigger fan of their earlier work: Raw Abuse of Power.

  • ||

    What does Bill Cosby have against Mr. Magoo and Andy Griffith?

  • ||

    Neither eats Jello - they are blasphemers!

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