Friday Funnies: Turkey Kill List
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All turkeys over 4 months old are legitimate military targets.
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And the others are collateral damage. They shouldn't have been near those other terrorist turkeys.
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kill 'n' cook turkey drones: your tax dollars at work
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Farmer Brown? A racist name for the president, and on Thanksgiving.
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Bok also seems to be implying dead Pakistani children are animals. He's going for the double racist and twist (degree of difficulty: 2.3)
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Farmer Brown also blamed the slaughter of the pig last spring on a youtube video some spider posted.
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SOME PIG!
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Obviously Farmer Brown doesn't live in Brookline, Massachusetts.
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WHY IS THE DRONE SHOOTING A LASER
WHY DOES FARMER BROWN HAVE A DRONE
WHY ARE THE TURKEYS TALKING -
No, fuck you; cut spending.
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Spend more. Bail out banks. Give unions a handjob. Life is good.
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Why do fools fall in love
Why do birds sing so gay -
We would need more labels to know.
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Do you like American music?
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The GOP finds the idea of talking poultry blasphemous.
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Hmmm, I am conflicted... this was almost funny. Almost. I am not sure what to do at this point.
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Seek professional help. Finding this almost funny is indicative of problems far beyond the H&R commentariat's capacity to fix.
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Maybe I just need to start drinking early - I am off work today.
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what time is it over there?
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7:46 AM, just a bit early - maybe some whisky in my coffee?
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Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink...!!!
/college
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Here's to LTC(ret) John, he's true blue
He's a piss-pot through and through
He's a bastard, so they say
Tried to go to heaven, but he went the other way
Drink it down, down, down -
Aieee! Now I am going to be experiencing rugby after match party flashbacks all day!
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Here's to brother John,
Brother John,
Brother John,
Here's to brother John
Who's with us to night.
He eats and he drinks and he really BUTTFUCKS IT!
He's to brother John who's with us tonight
So drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drinkSHOOT THE BOOT!
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There is no "there" there.
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This is good advice regardless.
Take two bottles of your favorite liquor and call Groovus in the morning if you wake up.
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I luaghed, then thought Bok finally tickled my funny bone.
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Sometimes man you jsut really have to wonder!
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Word, AnonBot. Word.
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That was almost appropriate for a Bok cartoon, anonybot.
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There's some really admirable diversity in the turkey flock. I am pleased.
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That turkey could have saved humanity, but now we're DOOOOOOOMED.
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The turkeys are all crying after seeing one of their members drone-fried. How poignant.
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Are we getting any morning links today, or is the day after Thanksgiving a "holiday" inside the Beltway?
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I'm most definitely inside the Beltway, and most definitely inside my cubicle.
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ha.
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I don't get it. Needs more labels.
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What does the drone represent here? Why are they killing turkeys?
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As God is his witness, Farmer Brown thought turkeys could fly.
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I actually enjoined that one.
*slow golf clap*
