Chavista "Experts" Say U.S. Military Caused Haitian Earthquake

El Diario Exterior is reporting:

Both a Venezuelan state-owned radio and television properties zeroed in on a secret U.S. "weapon of earthquakes" as the cause of the earthquake that struck Haiti last week causing a death toll could exceed 200,000 according to some sources. On the website of Radio Nacional de Venezuela (RNV) are published statements of the university professor, Vladimir Acosta, a regular contributor to the media controlled by the government of Hugo Chávez, accusing the U.S. of wanting to make Haiti a protectorate under the guise of the natural disaster. But to further the conspiracy theory, argued that "we have the worrisome suspicion that this earthquake may be associated with the project called HAARP, a system that can generate violent and unexpected changes in climate." ...

According to the channel Vive, a report from the Russian Northern Fleet "would indicate that the earthquake that devastated Haiti was the 'clear results' of a test of the U.S. Navy through one of its 'weapons of earthquakes'" . As published on this Venezuelan public media site, it is "more than likely" that the U.S. Navy had "full knowledge" of harm that "this earthquake test could potentially have on Haiti and had pre-positioned their Southern Command Officer, Gen. PK Keen, on the island to oversee relief efforts if needed."*


By the way, HAARP stands for High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (image above). Scientists in Alaska plan to zap the ionosphere occasionally as part of a program to improve the operation of satellite and other broadcast communication systems -- allegedly. Conspiracy theorists - not all of whom are Chavistas - have other ideas

*translated with the help of Google Translation.

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  • Kyle Jordan||

    Don't forget the Tsunami and Katrina too.

  • ||

    AGW != Anthropogenic Global Warming
    AGW == American-pogenic Global Warming

    Yup, that's right, its all America's fault. We shoulda known all along...

  • Dee||

    Actually, the US contributes to 30% of the world's pollution, and has only about 5% of the world's population... so...

  • ||

    Cue MNG and the Chony to tell us how Chavez isn't a bad guy and has won lots of elections.

  • The Libertarian Guy||

    Oh, they'll find a way...

  • ||

    The communiques from Planet Chavez in the Fantasy Cluster do have a certain amusement value.

  • ||

    Tell us something we don't know.

  • ||

    If they actually believe this, shouldn't they be totally terrified of the U.S.? Not only can we cause devastating earthquakes on a whim, we have no compunction in slaughtering a quarter of a million people to test our capabilities.

    I wonder if this kind of thing could backfire on Chavez, making his people say, "Um, maybe we should just give them all of our oil for free so they won't kill us with their Earthquake Ray."

  • Kyle Jordan||

    +1

  • ||

    Funny the US military, Prez, VPs have not compunction killing American soldiers, Bosnians, Iraqis, Afghanis, Pakistani & other civilians. You do know that masons, occultists, kabbalists, satanists & witches in our gov. have no problems offering blood sacrifices to their god Baal/lucifer/satan or whatever they are calling him these days to get favors, money & demonic power.

    Google, "The Arrivals" and learn why Muslims are targeted by satanists in our government.

  • ||

    This is boarder line terrorist talk.. Do you too want to kill americans? The terrorists speak the same hate. Don't get me wrong I am no ALL HAIL AMERICA person either; but listen to yourself...

  • John||

    anon you are truly nuts!

  • ||

    stupid commentary

  • Simon Bar Sinister||

    I used to build machines like that... only to get my ass kicked every week by that damn Underdog.

  • ||

    I hear ya, but my very own Cobra Commander and his blundering incompetence thwarted my schemes more that GI Joe ever did.

  • I, Kahn O'Clast||

    That's anti-semitic!

  • Xeones||

    Hilarious! Or would be, if Chavez didn't have power of life and death over millions of human beings.

  • hmm||

    I think it was Bush in some sort of pact with the devil to increase global warming and kill black people. Can't you people see this? It's abundantly clear to even the most casual of observers.

  • Kyle Jordan||

    Brown people. Not black. Covers much more ground.

  • Colonel_Angus||

    I want that thing.

    I wouldn't have any moral objection to droughting a country. Prove it was me, motherfucker.

  • Jordan||

    CHEMTRAILS!

  • ed||

    We have WMEs (Weapons of Mass Earthquakes)? Cool. When does the ground war with Venezuela begin? I'll make popcorn.

  • ||

    Holy Shit! I didn't realize Chavez was a fan of Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theories TV show.

    I saw that episode, and I can't say I was convinced of it's validity.

    Ventura is an entertaining host though.

  • OMG||

    I think at night the Coast to Coast signal reaches Venezuela.

    BTW, wasn't this whole "weapon to create earthquakes" a 007 plot line at some point?

  • ||

    Not so fantastic. More than one Congress person on CSPAN demanded answers about HAARP.

  • ||

    Lots of witch posters of Ann Cappelletti (witch 1/2 sister of Barbara Bush, daughters of Aleister Crowley, 666, conceived in 1924 with sex magick (tantra)) are out posting on this article. I guess witch Ann must have put the word out for you all to post on this story. I guess one of you paid witch posters told Ann that a HAARP story is out & you must all post & say its a lie. How many of you have ever read Alaska Dispatch before.

    Lots of info on HAARP on the web, lots of videos on youtube. Most people who knew that BushCheney Pentagon et al planned 911 & already knew military & HAARP are behind Haiti, Katrina, tsunamis.

  • ||

    Hmm...even if we take the conspiracy theory at face value (snicker), my memory of undergrad physics and engineering (and specifically, electromagnetics) tells me that you're going to have a hell of a time making the ground move using high-frequency anything.

  • ||

    Yeah, making earthquakes is more effective with a low-freq excitation, like a few delayed explosions.

    The earths crust is just too large to resonate at higher frequencies.

    But hey, fuck physics. Lets blame the earthquake on that mythbusters episode where they tried to remake the Tesla Building Shaker.

  • europe-girl||

    Did you learn of Nicolas Tesla?
    Rent the movie (Netflix)

  • ||

    Chavez is is more and more showing his true moron colors. But he might be able to raise some desperately needed revenue by selling his weekly TV propaganda show to Western nations as a comedy program. Even better, get his pal Ahmadinejad to be his sidekick on the show. Will rate through the roof!

  • ||

    USA! USA! USA!

    Is there no depravity of which we are not capable?

  • Joe||

    This is exactly what I would expect someone who just created an earthquake in Haiti to say.

  • T||

    This is the splendour of our achievement, P Brooks.

  • suckitupcrybaby||

    Run Chicken Little Run the sky is falling the sky is falling. You can't reason with uneducated people. They will beleive any thing as long as they think they can prosper or make them feel good. Look at the middle east how easily they are controlled be the few with fear tactics and rumors. As for Pugsley(Chavez) it is just a meeter of time before he is taken or thrown out of office. Eventually some one else will tell bigger lies then him.
    www.suckitupcrybaby.com

  • ||

    You can't reason with uneducated people.

    It's even harder to try to reason with mis-educated people. There are a lot of idiots with degrees who believe that the new deal was a success.

    -jcr

  • TXLimey||

    There are probably people teaching in our universities who believe we have an earthquake machine.

  • ||

    . . .that only works on women and persons of color.

  • Lucas||

    ... And is operated by the jews.

  • wtf||

    yes---ueducated people are easy to sway...look at how the republicans are manupulating the tea baggers with their fear mongering rhetoric....

    republicans=chavez

  • Cybrludite||

    If we're the teabaggers, does that make the Dem's & progressives the teabagees?

  • ||

    "accusing the U.S. of wanting to make Haiti a protectorate under the guise of the natural disaster."

    Cuz if there is one thing the US needs, it's a sub-dirt poor protectorate filled with hungery, desperate, angry people who don't speak english.

  • ||

    How many times have we invaded Haiti and left? I mean, if we wanted it, it's not like we'd need much justification. Shoot, the DR would probably applaud us if we conquered Haiti and made it into Caribbi Disney.

  • Tonio||

    Thanks, guys, you beat me to it.

  • ||

    Indeed. "MWAHAHA! Soon the riches of Haiti will be ours! Wait, what's that? Haiti has no riches? Curses, foiled again!"

  • wingnutx||

    I think the existence of an 'earthquake weapon' is more plausible than a desire to annex Haiti.

  • ||

    For completeness, where does Santa Claus rank on the scale? Above the eathquake weapon? This is an important question.

  • ||

    Well, he has the ability to replicate just about any product on a mass scale and can transfer mass--any amount of mass--at ultrahigh speeds. He may be able to slow time as well. Am I missing anything?

  • ||

    so, more plausible than the quake machine then.

    That's what i thought.

  • ||

    I forgot something: Santa can apparently shrink himself and his bag of toys in order to go down chimneys (and similarly unorthodox entry points).

  • wingnutx||

    Santa > Eathquake weapon > anyone wanting to annex Haiti > actual free healthcare

  • Mikey||

  • europe-girl||

    Who's big corporate factories are standing since the 70's in Haiti?
    do your research! they are already working for us!

  • ||

    If I had earthquake powers, I'd just make things rumble a little occasionally, just to remind my subjects of what I could do.

  • God||

    Oh, you would, would you?

  • ||

    "And your armpits! Do you think they smell that way by accident!? I used to be a thin and handsome man! But only until the CIA got their filthy devil-like hands on this great country!"

  • brotherben||

    Jesse Ventura, on his new show Conspiracy Theory , suggested that the HAARP array was fired up just before the tsunami in Indonesia.

    brotherben|1.14.10 @ 10:34AM|#
    Anybody have a linky supporting the rumor that Bush was in Alaska Tuesday for a demonstration of the HAARP device and that he was allowed to hit the switch to trigger the array to start up?

    I wonder if I started this idiocy?

  • ||

    Enabler!

  • ||

    Boooosh caused it! (working from the underground lair of that evil Cheney)

  • Abdul||

    We have an earthquake gun and all we're getting out it is Haiti? As a protectorate?

    Obama sucks worse than I thought.

  • Jeffersonian||

    There's money in tarpaper shacks and corrugated metal roofs, apparently.

  • ||

    Or an oil port, military base for their NWO, cheap labor, etc. It's always about oil and profiteering. Follow the money.

  • Lil' Jeffry||

    Oh no, my friend, it's all about skimming the relief funds.

  • ||

    Hilarious AND true!!!

  • ||

    Hugo the thug has never been very big on logic. After all, if the USA had an earthquake-inducing weapon, why wouldn't we just knock over his presidential palace?

    -jcr

  • brotherben||

    Earthquakes are not well known for pinpoint accuracy. ie, they are real hard to aim.

  • DADIODADDY||

    so you're saying we missed? why not fire it off again and aim a little to the left and a lot to the south.

  • OMG||

    Apparently we did, another 6.0 today in Haiti (but our aim was off, again!)

  • ||

    The importance of proper equipment calibration can never be overstated.

  • wingnutx||

    Nice tight grouping. Those Blackwater/Halliburton earthquake snipers are wicked shots.

  • ||

    Wait wait wait ... We've got an earthquake weapon, and it's effective in the Caribbean region, and we're NOT aiming it at Cuba?
    But instead, wait, instead we're using it to inflict misery and devastation on Haiti? Shoot, if THAT's the test, how will we know if it's even working?

  • ||

    you guys are so cute...if we do have a earthquake gun why would the government aim it at one of the establishment's favorite professional villains? Villains are problems that need expensive/individual liberty sacrificing solutions dontcha know?

  • Joe||

    And we have all lost so much of our civil liberties because of the Venezuelan threat.

  • ||

    We should have used our earthquake powers in the Dominican Republic. They have nicer resorts to take over.

  • DewNC||

    Couldn't get the Go-Ahead! Charlie Rangel owns resort property in the DR.

  • brotherben||

    God caused the earthquake according to Robertson.
    HAARP is the generator of the earthquake according to crazy Uncle Hugo.
    Obama is ultimately in charge of HAARP.
    therefore, Obama is, in fact, GOD.

  • OMG||

    Duh ...

  • ||

    Obama is GOD and GOD does not exist, therefore Obama does not exist, and this has all been a terrible nightmare from which we will soon awake.

    QED

  • ||

    Fuck wakingup, i'm going to Lucid Dream us all into paradise!

  • ||

    Please do. Alert me when my monkey butler is ready, I'd like him to bring me some umbrella drinks and guacamole.

  • ||

    *rapidly taking notes*

    Monkey butler, check
    Ubrella drinks, check
    guacamole, check

    *looks up*

    So easy to please, Bron. Anyone else?

  • ||

    Well, while you're at it, you can cure my mom's cancer and get my husband his business loan.

    ... ... 'sok, I'll wait.

  • Blame Canada||

    Thanks to Chavez we, not only will North Dakota be ours we might even get a hold of Vermont too!
    BWAHAHAHA

  • DADIODADDY||

    If this were true (and it very well might be) Why did we whack poor defenseless Haiti? Hell, we should have quaked Chavez & Co.

  • ||

    No, no, Hugo stopped us with his divinely granted powers of self-righteousness.

  • ||

    Hugo Chavez: The International Face of Democracy in Action

  • Jeff P||

    Let's not forget mutants like Landslide, Terra, and Geo-Force, and Earth elements like Swamp Thing and Monolith. All are complicit.

    First Atlantis and Lemuria...

  • ||

    And Earthquake, Rictor and Avalanche. Jet Brody probably played his part as well.

  • ||

    OT but:
    Landslide, Terra, Geo-Force, Earthquake, Rictor, and Avalanche are further proof, as if any were needed, that all of the good comic-book-character names were used up prior to 1980.

  • Jeffersonian||

    Has Hugo been listening to taped Art Bell shows?

  • Blame Canada||

  • ||

    Not only do the poor Venezuelans have to endure arbitrary, abusive government and economic ruin, but now they get humiliated as well.

  • Chairman Mow||

    We want to take over Haiti to steal their oceans of light sweet crude and mountains of pure gold

  • ||

    France stole the gold from one of the richest countries in the world...now the poorest.

    They do have the ability to be a oil refinery or port.

  • ||

    It makes me wonder whether Hugo is a video game junkie. Is there a game where earthquake powers are employed?

  • ||

    Fracture on the dreaded "Playstations."

  • ||

    The man is a vid junkie. I knew it! Adjust our foreign policy accordingly. Also, the CIA should swap his games out for customized ones to subtly transform his psychology.

  • Enyap||

    I always loved destroying my cities with earthquakes in Sim City 3000.

  • ||

    Oh, yeah, what was that old god game? Populous or something like that? That had earthquakes.

  • ||

    Dragon Age has an earthquake power you can level into.

    Kind of annoying when one of your companions unleashes it and knocks you off your feet.

  • ||

    That must be it. Chavez is playing Dragon Age: Origins. Before I got it, too. Damn that Hugo, always beating me to the new games. I wonder if he plays on-line on his PS3?

    Actually, I'm torn between that game and Mass Effect II. I'll probably wait on Mass Effect.

  • ||

    He is one step away from turning into Howard Hughes (the later years) without the benefit of heading RKO and flying cool planes.

    Not to mention, whenever I hear or see Chavez, I'm reminded of an old (racist) song that used to be sung to children (maybe it still is, I don't have kids): One little, two little, three little indians...

  • ||

    With his ego, I bet he could easily be talked into attempting to fly a really hot fighter plane.

    The result would be amusing, especially if he was unable to work the ejection seat.

    Unless you happened to be standing at the point where the plane hit the ground.

  • ||

    I'd still be laughing my ass off as that pile of flaming wreckage came crashing down on me.

  • wingnutx||

    It would be funnier if the ejection seat was all he managed to work.

    Those things are comically deadly on the ground.

  • BeesInTheBrain||

    a system that can generate violent and unexpected changes in climate.
    Further proof that the US suffers collectively from ADHD. We just couldn't wait for the CO2 generated hurricanes to wipe Haiti off the map.

  • Old Mexican||

    According to the channel Vive [which means literally "Be Alive"], a report from the Russian Northern Fleet "would indicate that the earthquake that devastated Haiti was the 'clear results' of a test of the U.S. Navy through one of its 'weapons of earthquakes'."

    [From Vive}
    The expert continued saying that the satellite used to generate massive radio waves to create the earthquake is being controlled by the giant station at Arecibo . . .

    . . . Wait, that's the plot from Goldeneye! These Russians are pulling our leg!

  • Mango Punch||

    In all fairness Tesla built an earthquake machine although that doesn't mean that Chavez, his cronies and HAARP conspiracy theorists aren't batshit insane.

  • ||

    "Tesla built an earthquake machine"

    Yeah. And Mythbusters demolished it.

  • Mango Punch||

    Actually, Tesla demolished it, with a sledge hammer.

  • brotherben||

    I saw that Mythbusters episode. They got the big steel bridge shaking some. It made me think of the bridge in Minneapolis(sp?) that collapsed. There was construction happening when it collapsed. In some of the pictures there is a DD130 steel wheeled vibratory roller. I've worked around those and when they are vibrating, it will shake a 40 ton dump truck 100 feet away. I often wonder if that had anything to do with the bridge collapsing.

  • ||

    Was it Minneapolis or Tacoma?

  • ||

    Two things: The Minneapolis bridge was way overdue for maintenance. Harmonics may have had something to do with it (although I haven't heard any reports of a sustained vibration prior to the collapse), but it was more likely that the failure was due to degraded ability to take a stress load.

    The Tacoma Narrows bridge, which Pro Libertate refers to, is the classic case of a harmonic failure, but in that case, the wind force was many orders of magnitude greater than Telsa's "earthquate machine". Telsa's machine would have reached the point where the energy dissipated by the structural inertia would have exceeded the energy input from the machine.

  • ||

    What do you expect from an inventor/rock band?

  • oxmrn||

    Fuck Mythbusters. They don't know shit.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAg7-kSCizA

  • Mango Punch||

    haha those guys [non-ythbusters] are idiots.

  • Old Mexican||

    *translated with the help of Google Translation.

    I only charge $0.30 per word and do a much better job . . . call me if you need me.

  • Drew||

    The Venezulians have it right. It was HAARP that created this earthquake. Just like they created the tsunami and Katrina. Believe me theres much more in store with these abominations that call themselves true men. We as true self loving humans need to rise against this now before they claim more lives.

  • Marc||

    self loving humans

    Link please.

  • Joe||

    The crazy. It lives.

  • Tom||

    Quick Ethel, cover the kids eyes, this guy's doing some "self loving"

  • ||

    Lots of labs have earthquake machines. I think I (my company) paid about $7000 last time we had one done.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XILrlUmIQ0

  • ||

    That's ridiculous. If we wanted to take over a caribbean island, why go after an armpit of the Caribbean like Haiti? If it were up to me, I'd pick a nice place like The Cayman Islands to attack!
    Ridiculous! It could never happen!

  • ||

    Well now wait, Max. If we were wanting to take over the Caymans, we wouldn't want them all busted up, would we? No no no, what we should do, see, is to knock over everything in Haiti, THEN visit the Caymans and tell them what a nice little resort community they have there and what a shame it would be if anything was to happen to it, yeah, that's the ticket...

  • ||

    Clinton invaded Haiti during his administration. http://tech.mit.edu/V114/N36/haiti.36w.html

    I wonder how the same libs who loved Chavez during Bush's administration feel about him now.

  • Enyap||

    I always loved destroying my cities with earthquakes in Sim City 3000.

  • Enyap||

    Fuck threaded comments

  • ||

    We got the idea of HAARP from the martians. Those venusians were too stingy with their technology.

  • ||

    Are you sure it's not The Diarrhea Exterior?

  • Shiplord Kirel||

    Anti-HAARP agitation has been a staple of bat guano conspiracy goebbelism for decades. An excellent 1985 Kiwi sci-fi production, The Quiet Earth, referenced a similar project as the cause for most of the world's population disappearing in a literal flash.

    (Speaking of flashes, the film includes a good one of Alison Routledge's then-shapely backside.)

  • ||

    There is no haarp, there is no antichrist, there is no global conspiracy to rule the world by the rich, no one elite rich person has ever wanted the world to be depopulated, there is no codex alamentarius ruling that there will be no nutrients in food supplies for all people of the United States of America and abroad and they certainly are not putting deadly pesticides in all of the food and there will never be a mark of the beast, ......and I am George Washington!

  • ||

    200,000 people murdered by the arecibo stationed HAARP and people go off on an all out joking rampage from hell to giggle at the tyranny, wow, earthquakes in deverse places, fire raining down on earth, wars and rumors of wars, the seven deadly vials, false prophets, all are now.....a giant joke by skeptical idiots, who all know better than anyone with PH.D's or any scholar or any expert. Ya I think I'll just listen to you guys joke and be thankful that there is the heavenly Father who loves those who do the work of his son our Savior Yeshua The Messiah!

  • Mikey||

    I got tinfoil hats for sale buddy. Probably help just as much as Yeshua will.

  • ||

    Mikey you seem to me to be a bit naive here on the meaning of the message I bring to the table, being safe from a microwave by putting on a tinfoil hat will not convince the Lord that you are a servent of his and love the heavenly Father, so think first, talk up next when its entirely for you to do so.

  • ||

    the end will come in a day when nobody knows

  • julio||

    jajajajaja hugo ppopotamus always talk garbage against usa we should invade venezuela overthrow that clown that is killing venezuelan by restricting it's freedom.

  • ||

    the list goes on aside from the tsunami and katrina(which the gov't blew the levies)... 9-11, the ukraine H1N1 pandemic, all 48 contiguous states saw snow over the christmas holiday, coincidence??

  • Mikey||

    "coincidence??"

    Yup. There's a whole hell of a lot of crazy floating around here right now.

  • David27||

    jonathan: That's because many americans are grunge brainwashed slaves raped by the media. Most americans don't have access to higher learning, that's why they have such a closed-minded world view. I cannot prove that Haiti's eartquake was done by HAARP, but it might be a provability. And since i am not brainwashed by CNN and FOX news, I'd rather believe in Hugo Chavez and in The Venezuelan Government than in the US government, since its a government of mafia cartels. I don't understand how people in this forum reject so much the views of Hugo Chavez and the Venezuelan Authorities but have no problem believing in all the lies of the murderer Bush and Obamabomber.

    USA is doomed with such an informed population.

    .

  • laughingman||

    You know, I used to hang out here, like a decade ago, before 9/11 drove you lot (yeah, and me, too, I'll admit) batshit insane and man has the level of discourse ever degraded over the years. Used to come here for some intelligent conversation and now it's like eavesdropping on brain-damaged frat boys. Have any of you ever actually questioned anything about your reality? Anything? At all?

    Right.

    For the record: I don't know if an earthquake weapon exists, and if it does I am completely mystified as to why Haiti of all places would be hit with one.

    But.

    So we have hard historical evidence that Tesla built a mechanical resonance generator a century ago. Recently the two jokers on Mythbusters threw together a similar mechanism in the backlot of a TV studio. That looks like proof of concept to me, but what do I know? I just have a physics degree. In the meantime we have the fact that upon Tesla's death his patents were snapped up by the government and declared state secrets. But I'm sure the Pentagon and the black world don't have either the money or the motive to research tectonic weaponry. I mean it's not like 'Men Who Stare At Goats' was based on a true story or anything, so we know they never pursue anything that's too 'out there'. And OF COURSE they'd tell us about it, I mean, they're so forthcoming and all: look at how they declassified all the JFK files! Proving once and for all that it was, in fact, the lone gunman.

    Oops, my bad, the files were all reclassified for another 25 years, weren't they? One of the last acts of Baby Bush before making way for Hopeychange (how's he working out for you, by the way?) Obviously this is because they have nothing at all to hide.

    All right, rant over. Why do I bother? It's not like you'll listen. You are all, after all, righteously Right. So have at it, you pack of gibbering hyenas. Laugh, taunt, snicker as you please. It's a free country (or so you keep saying.) As always it will be history who laughs last and hardest, and yes it will be laughing primarily at you, and your corrupt, broken and festering compost heap of an Empire.

  • YA||

    There is an "earthquake weapon" project. It aims to be able to force an earthquake in a zone that is predisposed for it. It won't start an earthquake in the middle of Ohio but it can start one near an existing fault. The US military has been playing with chaos weapons for a while now. The same way you can start a devastating avalanche by simply clapping your hands, the idea is to harness the incredibly destructive energy contained in a natural system under unstable equilibrium. They've been looking into earthquakes/tsunamis, hurricanes, volcano eruptions, etc... That does not mean the Haitian earthquake is man-made. If Chavez has solid intelligence he should present it (maybe send his own Powell to the UN). The second benefit of these weapons is that they give you deniability: after all, earthquakes and tsunamis do happen on their own, so how would you know which one is man-made?

  • ||

    To Ya; How would you know which one is man made?, thats like saying we live in a world where there is no people having any secret plans of populace decimation and that what is prophecy is either not in print in the holy bible or that you have never read it or that you just simply don't believe in God or the living word but speaking for myself I have gone through the work of adding this all up, obama being the antichrist and being osama bin laden, the verichip will be the mark of the beast, codex will try to poison us all, and for alltime persecution of those who really do believe in Christ as their Savior....one has to ask their self, is the prophecy about them having one purpose meaning that they will try to kill us all,does that really exist to you more naive people, what would an earthquake making machine mean to people whose plan is to kill every single person?, and being operational since 1994, why would they use it now?

  • and you, sir...||

    Why would they use it now? well, that's just like saying you're going to take a normal sounding question and respond to it with a personal tangent that is so completely disembodied from any notion of dialogue that it compounds your general soapbox craziness into the purest, most impenetrable form of one-sided wackjob unintelligibility

  • and actually||

    not even a real question, but a rhetorical one

  • red||

    With all these secret weapons, conspiracies and evil government plots, it must be a terrifying life for the believers. Even if it was true, hiding in front of your monitor won't solve anything. Go outside, meet some real people and enjoy the sunlight.

  • ||

    Im glad at least somebody is comfortable and happy, so tell me red, what is suppose to not happen next?, no americans get poisoned?, no americans get nuked, haarped, imprisoned, verichip implanted, hunted killed, of course that is only if you believe, and you would never do that!

  • John||

    Hey, Hugo... do you really think we'd risk a tsunami on our own shores by testing such a mythical weapon as nearby as Haiti? Does that really sound like something that we would do? The part about it being a trial run for Iran is intriguing, but let's follow that logic. Don't you think you'd make a much more attractive trial run yourself, Hugo?

    Sheesh. You just keep sitting on your duff and spinning your conspiracy theories, Hugo. We'll keep on saving lives instead.

  • ||

    Chavez and/or his people have taken this almost word for word from internet hoaxer "Sorcha Faal" who is a laughing stock even among conspiracy theorists.

    http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1322.htm

  • ||

    Jajaja Americans cant even stop their president being hit by a pair of shoes let alone build and use an earthquake machine!

    Hurricane machine mmm well that got me to thinkingggg

  • fred||

    Lets send them back to the stone age.

  • ||

    We are headed that way. Einstein said that he didn't know what advanced weapons would be used for WWIII but WWIV would be fought with sticks and stones.

  • mearc99||

    Fully amazed at how such a serious thing can turn into a mash up of silliness. No offence to anyone, some things are ok to have a laugh at but not a catastrophe where people are probably drinking bits of shi*t in their water or whatever. Some good comments but not many. How can we ever know what goes on? We can't, it's reserved for the elite and that's that...and you got 2 wonder if they even know what's going on any more. We can talk across the planet on little bits of electronic equipment the size of a pack of fags and everyone forgets that it's slamming radiation into their brain and takes them for granted. Other words there's some serious technology out there but I guess we all know that. But this isn't a game to be worked out and theories to be developed from - this is a disaster in a part of the world which is poor, won't be missed in terms of business/finance, can't fight back or have the technology to work out what happened, so it could be the Super-Ray-2010 earthquake machine, it could be a large whale moved that bit of rock that was holding the planet together, it could be a underground nuke test (I'm shocked that the human race does such deeds) that either on purpose or by accident caught onto a natural energy source (interesting point) or it could be the result of 500,000,000 angry badgers jumping up and down. Us ordinary people don't know. So show some respect and don't post funny stuff on pages about many many people who are in utter agony and chaos....with full respect to you all I don't see a funny side to this....

  • Barakku||

    If I knew Obama was a Bond villan last year I would have voted for him like that. I bet he can get us sharks with fricken laser beams.

  • ||

    Yes, America is using there secret HARPP to attack and create false earth quakes ... Death to NEW world Order

  • ||

    Which is harder to make? An earthquake inducing technology or nuclear weapons? Or we have forgotten the weak are easily set up as the 'guinea pigs'? Hugo must have received this information from the Russians who are supposed to have the same technology. Now, what is gun-toting U.S soldiers doing in Haiti? They are not collecting dead bodies. The media report about looting has been discredited as false. The U.S is controlling who lands at the airport. A lot of aid flights have been denied landing. So all of you subjecting Hugo's suspicion to derision; tell me: What has the U.S military doing in your so called sub-dirty and poor country? You have never shown them any love ever since their independence. I think they have something to hide. Sending Marines to a disaster area really is suspicious.

  • Barakku||

    I can't tell if you're trolling or sarcastic or what. It's really disturbing that there are people that *don't* see this as the pathetic joke it is.
    /Besides, they would have used their earthquake machine to cause 9/11 if they had it, then they could invade Iraq and save the Lizard People

  • Jimmy||

    I am reading a lot of things about conspiracy theories lately. I have learned that you cant belive everything that someone says or writes. all of us can post something like this on the internet. This is a very sensitive subject to talk about because it sounds so convinient. To create an earthquake you will need alot of power. To shift a whole mass of earth it pretty hard to belive. But I can be wrong. There is a lot of shit we dont know about.

  • ||

    911 was caused by the neopagan neocons. It was a MEGA RITUAL.

    Witches burn money for demonic power. There were 3 truckloads of gold in 3 armored trucks in the basement of the WTC.

    11 master satanists, occultists, masons, kabbalists & witches were each in his/her assigned place on 911 01 am by Strategic Communication Laboratories, London: Bush, Cheney, Tenet, Ann (GWB's witch aunt) Cappelletti, Bill Gates, Giuliani, Con di Rice, Schwarzenegger, Silverstein, Soros & Saddam Hussein, not dead, hidden by the neocons, 33 degree mason needed to pull off the fake plane illusioni & Crowley ritual of burning gold, letting it cool, eating it & burying it for demonic power.

    The Arrivals 51 videos
    http://www.arrivals.technocrazed.com/
    & on Youtube.

    The story on the birth of Jesus is wacky, but there is truth in mention of masonic rituals and the kaaba.

    This is not a pathetic joke. I suggest you do some research on HAARP and learn that it has been controlling the weather for some time.

    Tell everyone you know to not contribute money to Obama's Clinton/Bush fund. That money will never get to Haiti.

  • ||

    After what the americans did to their own people imploding the WTC nothing will ever surprise me...they are capable of anything.The reason for this savage test is the future atac on Iran.

  • ||

    you all stupid,chavez is right it's usa thing, don't u believe in science, plenty of substances can't make disasters. what about the atomic bomb in japan it didn't rubbed out nagazaki and hiroshima and why they're fighting Iran about having a nuclear bomb can't these bombs or such weapons lead to disasters like haiti earthquake!!!!!!!...

  • ||

    If the comment was made only by Chavez I'd not give credit, but as it is from Russia you must reconsider the seriousness of the prospect.

  • ||

    I believe anything is possible with the USA.People are not stupid but just forgetful. We are constantly distracted by new technology and media hype and don't remember the USA dropped Atomic bombs, assassinate great leaders, make up lies to go to War. Testing weapons at the expense of others is the USA's forte. There is Billions of dollars in War and in the reconstruction of the effects of War.Someone is constantly profiting off of all these misfortunes.Wake up, America! It's not a Dream.

  • K||

    Thank You. We should drop all the patriotic fluff that any country is trying to brainwash us with. Of course we all want to believe in innocence and purity of our leaders and missions, but it is time to open our eyes and start to doubt and analize asking only one question: " who benefits?"

  • ||

    I believe San Fran is going to experience a very large earthquake soon that's why all the sea lions suddenly disappeared after being there for twenty some years. Animals have a sixth sence [if you will] for these kinda things. As for the US causing the Haiti quake, it would NEVER happen because it just wouldn't be PC. If you people really believe this then I guess you think of the movie "Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs" as a non-fiction.

  • ||

    Remember' the one world government wants to reduce the population, This is a good start.

  • ||

    yeah offcourse russia said all this,ok if it's not an usa thing can any body tell what the need for 6000 us soldiers in haiti and 20,000 others in their way,but us army in Iraq and afghanistan to be ready to attack Iran, and in some of east european countries to be ready for russia, isreal it's tool in the middle east, others and others and now in haiti to be ready for the carrebean and south american countreis can't u see the occupation strategy of us,don't forget about viruses swine flu and others aren't all this america's enventions,is it normal for america to go to mars and very difficult to do some experiences in a poor infra-structure in a poor country like haiti.

  • wut||

    wut?

  • ||

    we are the dreamers, the listeners, the knowers and the feelers, and we have already begun gathering where we can focus. together we have the energy to stop what has begun...wake up it is time to serve our purpose...everyone, wake up

  • ||

    the media hasnt said one thing about haarp?, thats not even a possibility here in this case then. surrrree am glad im smart and take in what credibal news sources have to report on, duh, because thats what they would report, and they...they...say the truth, yep yep they do!, they said ....nothing about haarp.

  • Duce||

    First of all, in the 1940s our president created a program called the non leathal weapons project, little did he noe he lost total control of it, because it then turned into a black bugdet issue, our government has been working on devasting population control weapons since then...Its tru..STHe US has full potentioal of doing something like this, plus the government runs on a christians POV, so put that into factor to...Fox and Some news stations are owned by people in congresss, and there are a lotta of congress heads that are apart of a free masonary, this is what really controls and manipulates the government, beacuse it is a secret society that runs under and above the governemt..These are the people you can blame for a corrupt evil america, don't believe me, just look up freemason members on google... then youll see, what i mean..it's not a secret anymore, people must noe...and also..half the technology we have in the world...YOu can thank the aliens...our government have been reverse engineering and collecting aliens bodys for over 40 years now...think about it..

  • Duce||

    HAARP is true...U wouldn't understand..but it is what it is..

  • ||

    how fucking stupid can they be??? really whats next are they going if anything we should be taking venezuela to save the poor people from there dumb ass president!!!! lookout the U.S. earth quack boom!! fucking tards!!!

  • ||

    earth quack boom!, couldnta said it better myself.

  • ||

    Im tunning in to SNL ,should make for a good laugh

  • ||

    I guess this article is the one on which there are the most comments, which means that the witch illegitimate daughters of 666, the beast, baphomet Aleister Crowley, Barbara Bush & Ann Cappelletti, have their witch posters following every possible article which refers the neopagan neoconservatives. For those of you who don't know Katrina was caused by HAARP. Funny witch Barbara Bush & her evil husband, son of Nazi Scherf, GHWB, were in the Superdome at the Saints came tonight. I know the evil Cappellettis, they are witches. Ann, Joyce & John had their witch powers taken away in 2007, now they are paying other witches to do their dirty work. Pisses them off though, parting with money is not a thing they enjoy doing.

    I am so happy that this article was posted on Alaska Dispatch, now you have to worry about the gov. shutting you down. Remember you 1st amendment rights, stand firm. You won't find this article on NY Times but you can be sure it will be posted on Youtube.

  • alkhaledi||

    I am very sad to do this crime induced by humans

  • alkhaledi||

    I am very sad to do this crime induced by humans

    http://www.droob07.com/vb/showthread-t_416.html

  • leonidas||

    Wow, we have some that say conspiracy and some that say it's just an act of nature. Katrina was not caused by HAARP and Haiti was. Your saying "how do you know, dumbass." It's actual simple: Katrina the US government did not know it was going to happen, that why it took so long for aid. Haiti was prepared, the US military was on the ground with in hours of the disaster and had take control of an airport. HMMMMM! Why is Haiti so important to our government? They need a new Guantamo Prison, what better place than an island with a history of commmunist people who despire americans.

  • ||

    For those who think HAARP is currently causing earthquakes and tsunamis, you know from 911 that this government is saying it all...."ya, we are going into the earth-demolition phase of the plan of the Illuminati along with populous decimation" They will have one purpose, it says in the Holy Bible!For those that say HAARP has not caused these great otherwise natural devastating catastrophes, are you in lala land?

  • ||

    bahahahaha we sent 100 fucking milion over there and they say we caused the earth quake fuck them obamas just a teenage girl with a credit card

  • ||

    I don’t understand why Americans talk like they’re in the know or get asked for permission by their government on its undertakings. Wake up! I think to the US government definitely participated or has some insights into the cause of the quake. That coastal region is desirous to them for exploration purposes (Atlantis maybe). Let as watch and see how long they remain there. Beware the bearers of false gifts and their broken promises... we oppose deception.

  • ||

    1997 Secretary of Defense William Cohen

    "Others are engaging even in an eco type of terrorism, whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes or volcanos remotely, through the use of electromagnetic waves."

    Verify for yourelf... ALWAYS

  • ||

    DoD News Briefing
    Secretary of Defense William S. Cohen
    Monday, April 28, 1997 - 8:45 a.m. EDT

  • ||

    Clearly the technology exists, but there is no actual proof connecting an attack to this event.

    http://web.archive.org/web/200.....28coh.html

  • ||

    if you put together what day it is, whether or not this is the day that the Holy Bible speaks of...then if you're like me you could with a high degree of certainty say that these policy makers plans are taking such shape...like shit rolling down hill!, experimentation it is not!, the beginning of sorrows it is, but for those that believe in The Lord Yeshua The Messiah, it is time to see the king! Amen, may the love of God the Father in heaven be with you who love him, peace unto you all!

  • Tiny||

    I can't believe there are actually people who believe the nonsense.

  • Dee||

    Its harder not to believe it to be honest...

  • ||

    CUCKOO!

  • Gambino||

    Apart of the theme of the article I just want to comment on how biased is the press in these days. I ask myself why the title of this article has the word experts between quoting marks. Is it impossible for venezuela to have any experts? I wonder if the same news were about some american expert, would it be as well quotemarked. Arrogance, biassing, both of them?

  • we are here to see ||

    its a microwave. microwaves heat water. water is contained in the ground. heat the water and induce NEW PRESSURE AND VOILA, erfquake. theres more than one of these things too, and they all talk to each other.
    look at thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzVamNQzfYA&feature=video_response
    and this response:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....o_response

  • ||

    it bothers me to read most of these comments. and i acknowledge those few comments that are posted here that actually show that not everyone is ignorant. i will say this, the truth of the lies of the us government will never be fully known, but this extremely "smart" country spills their milk just enough for a few people to notice. what "slobs" lets see how the rest of the year goes huh...
    great. open your eyes, use your logic

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  • shawn||

    I think disaster awareness should be focused too in Education rebuilding in Haiti since, I believe if am not mistaken that Haiti in the ring of fire and anytime it would be shaken by earth quakes, we can’t really control the rage of mother nature all we can do is try to survive it’s rage

  • Dee||

    Lets face it, when has the US ever done something expect to protect its own interests? ex: "The war on Terror"
    Am I getting through to anyone? At all??

  • ||

    I thought I was the only one who knew about the U.S. having an earthquake machine!I know our government's agenda is independent of our President's {puppet} agenda. I read somewhere that the US bought it from Russia. I was always wondering about the various earthquakes that have been occurring in different countries not know for earthquakes. I put nothing past the Secret Society, that we call our Government. A Secret Society that governs the world with sinister secrecy, by any means it see fit.
    May God have Mercy on us all!!!!

  • ||

    I thought I was the only one who knew about the U.S. having an earthquake machine!I know our government's agenda is independent of our President's {puppet} agenda. I read somewhere that the US bought it from Russia. I was always wondering about the various earthquakes that have been occurring in different countries not know for earthquakes. I put nothing past the Secret Society, that we call our Government. A Secret Society that governs the world with sinister secrecy, by any means it see fit.
    May God have Mercy on us all!!!!

  • PS3 Repair Chicago||

    Through some alien acquired technology the US has developed the power to tame even the forces of nature, seriously now, that joke is way too old.

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