February 24, 2009
Here's to you, Mr. Plagiarizing, Gaffe-Prone, Hair-Plug-Wearing Vice President.
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"God love you, what am I talking about" should be the Vice
President's official motto.
Is there anyone who didn't roll his eyes when he heard
that Obama selected this loser to be his VP? It was so crazy that
we went on a long bit about George
Takei being the actual VP nominee at Urkobold.
I admit that a small bit of snot popped out of my nose when I laughed at the last part. "Stand up,"... HAH!
I fully endorse the effort to Quayle-ize Biden, particularly given that Obama made the mistake of making him stimulator-in-chief.
The last bit in the clip is so worth the price of admission. I'm howlin'....... LOL
Don't get me wrong, I hate Biden as much as the next
libertarian--unless the next libertarian happens to be
Gillespie.
Nick, why such a hard on for Biden?
Funny stuff like this makes Kos kids cry.
All they have ever known is making fun of Bush/Cheney, which is
like pissing in the ocean.
Now, they have to play defense. Their tiny fists are curled up in
rage.
This would be a good place for a quality joe spoofer, or better yet, real joe. How in the hell did Obama choose this guy unless he was forced too?
Who did the voice over? You need new talent. He sounded stiffer
than Joe Biden looking at Michelle Obama.
Delivery is critical.
It was so crazy that we went on a long bit about George
Takei being the actual VP nominee at Urkobold.
Way off topic...
Dude, what is your hard-on about going into space, ProL? It's cold
and dark and you have to drink your own piss.
Biden can name plenty of Supreme Court cases. Now whether or not the cases exist is another matter.
You don't have to drink recycles piss, if you know how to farm
ice asteroides.
Also, technically, all water on earth is recycled piss by now, so
what is the difference really?
Nobody messes with LBJoe Bidet.
Most people don't spend a lot of time messing around with any other
skunk, either.
"Dude, what is your hard-on about going into space, ProL? It's
cold and dark and you have to drink your own piss."
Yeah, but every second takes you ten miles farther away from
Washington.
And in space, you can't hear Howard Dean scream.
I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
Good idea - real shitty execution--try a more drab monotone voice and maybe some more boring ass references. hit it and quit it or it ain't funny.
"God love you, what am I talking about?"
Well worth the price of admission.
Obama lovers have been silent on Biden so far. It's okay, Obama is
the new FDR, and his VPs were only important when they became the
Prez and nuked Japan!
sage,
Because I want a giant ranch on Mars. That's not going to happen
unless we invest trillions into developing cheap access to
space.
Incidentally, I believe that one can drink ones urine without going
into space, unless you know something I don't about the
practice.
Well, we all got used to having a truly evil Vice President. its nice being back to the good old days of having a gaffe-prone idiot. I for one welcome the comedic relief!
You guys are just taking up space I swear...
This is a REAL joe..get it ?
So if he makes a few goofs less than you and I we're much better
off than the epic fail that he replaces. God it's all BS and lies
knowadays isn't it...
Yeah yeah. Fair enough. But, to those of you who really do think
Biden is an idiot (as opposed to having gaffes), I needn't remind
you of the last 8 years. (Actually, that's really the only response
you need or deserve.)
Anyhow, I don't mind a good jab. It's only fair, but the guy isn't
nearly as dumb as some of your are portraying.
I'll take Mr. Gaff ANY DAY before Darth Vader, mister secret army, torture any old arab, haliburton scamming, oil loving piece of crap, Dick Cheney!
At least Cheney knew which end of the shotgun had the trigger. Cheney isn't evil, just evil to little children playing grown-up, er, I mean liberals.
Your content for this blog post is a rip-off idea from a Bud
Light radio ad.
Who's the plagiarist?
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