Jacob Sullum | September 22, 2008
As Sen. Ted
Stevens' trial begins in Washington, ABC News reviews
the allegations against the Alaska Republican, who is accused of
concealing some $250,000 in gifts from VECO Corp., an oil
services company based in his state. Although Stevens is not
charged with accepting bribes, federal prosecutors
nevertheless plan to delve into the favors he allegedly
has done for VECO over the years. Stevens' lawyers say the
government should stay away from that area unless it is prepared to
provide evidence of a quid pro quo. Prosecutors say the
help VECO got from Stevens is relevant in explaining his
motive for concealing the gifts, which consisted mainly
of renovations to his home in Girdwood, Alaska.
But as I argued in a recent column, even if you take the charges at face value, Stevens' relationship with VECO did far less damage to the Treasury than the perfectly legal assistance he has rendered his constituents during his four decades in Congress. Add up all the alleged favors for VECO, and the amount of taxpayer money actually spent totals maybe $35 million. That's probably something like one-thousandth of the money that Stevens has proudly funneled to Alaska during his career. Federal spending there totaled $9 billion in 2006 alone.
I mentioned in my column that Republicans may be stuck with a convicted felon on the ballot in Alaska, since Stevens stands for re-election just a few weeks after his trial is expected to end. Should he win re-election even after losing the trial, The New York Times notes, Stevens' colleagues will be stuck with a convicted felon in Congress unless and until he resigns or his fellow senators vote to force him out.
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I want to see Stevens convicted, sent to jail, yet voted back into office so he has the further indignity of being ejected from Congress. It's just too bad he had the run of the place for 40 years.
Stevens is a typical reactionary Republican stuck in the days of
pork, Luddite-ism, hatred of science, faux Christianity, and
bigotry.
But hey! That is a winning platform in 21 states!
The first comment was awesome due to content, the next two were
awesome due to hilarity. Then, shrike has to come in with typical
turd-in-the-punch-bowl predictable nonsense.
Wait, I'll even discuss the points shrike attmepts to make.
pork - Well, I'm really not sure I've seen that being the
realm of only the Donkeys.
Luddite-ism Ok, that one scores a point
hatred of science Both parties politicize science. Unless
you don't consider economics a science.
faux Christianity Seriously? That's an interesting take
considering all the Catholic Democrats who make stupid statements
about church doctrine, especially regarding abortion. See: Pelosi,
Nancy, and Biden, Joe, for recent examples. If that isn't "faux
Christianity" I don't know what is.
bigotry
Yes, bigotry is limited to Republicans.
Well, John David,
No one is even close to Alaska in "pork per capita" - thanks
largley to Stevens and Young (both R).
On science the R's routinely reject unfettered stem cell research,
genetics/evolution education, alternative energy, court findings in
Schiavo cases, and the like...
On "faux Christianity" - Pelosi and Biden stand up to the dogma of
their church elders and FOR the Constitution --- which has found
that individual PRIVACY and freedom trumps the church in matters of
freedom.
Bigotry? You have to be kidding... Stevens is a world class
asshole.
Should he win re-election even after losing the trial, The New York Times notes, Stevens' colleagues will be stuck with a convicted felon in Congress...
The only way that will make Stevens different from the rest is that
he'll be an official felon, not just an honorary one.
I don't consider Economics to be a science. No sirree.
Unless by science you intend to include those things that would
lose a beauty contest to a stillborn lovechild of Thomas Kuhn and a
fucking donkey.
LMNOP,
I'd love to know your definition of science. Does it somehow
exclude hypotheses that can be made and then tested against
experimental results?
No one is even close to Alaska in "pork per capita" - thanks
largley to Stevens and Young (both R)
shrike-
Yep they're #1 (by 100%)
But,
Top 10 pork per capita*
Alaska (2 R senators), Hawaii (2 D senators), North Dakota (2 D
Senators), West Virginia, (2 D Senators), Mississippi (2 R
Senators) Vermont (2 D Senators**), South Dakota (1 D 1 R) New
Mexico (1 D 1 R), Montana (2 D Senators) DC (seat of
Government)
So in the top 9 states, there are 6 Republican Senators and 12
Democratic ones.
* I'll admit, CAGW is not quite as non-partisan as they protest to
be.
** close enough
Unless you don't consider economics a science.
The softest of the soft sciences, sure, but it is science if string
theory is science.
;^)
I'd love to know your definition of science. Does it somehow
exclude hypotheses that can be made and then tested against
experimental results?
I am trying to imagine a properly controlled experiment involving
the world's economy.
Economics is for the most part an observational science (so it is a
real science,imho). However, most of the controlled experiments I
have seen in economics are really psychology experiments.
My random rambling is done.
If he's convicted, do they have to kick him out? (yup, i'm that ignorant. and that lazy) If they do kick him out, will the old bastard hold a grudge?After 40 years, ya reckon he might turn the key to the skeleton closet over to the msm as payback?
Is economics a science
http://leiterreports.typepad.com/blog/2004/10/is_economics_a_.html
If not, what is it?
http://archives.econ.utah.edu/archives/pen-l/2001m11.4/msg00214.htm
The only crime which would categorically exclude Stevens from
Congress (as well as any other office, state or federal) would be
if, having taken an oath of office to support the U.S.
Constitution, he engaged in insurrection or rebellior or "given aid
or comfort to the enemies" of the U.S. (broader than the definition
of treason, which speaks of "aid *and* and comfort") to enemies.
This is in Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment, which was
used to exclude various ex-Confederates from office, as well as at
least one Socialist (Victor Berger). A prior criminal conviction is
not necessary to trigger this clause, though Berger was convicted
under one of the WWI sedition acts.
(The Confederates ended up getting Congressional pardons, as
allowed in the same section of the 14th Amendment - Berger didn't
get a Congressional pardon).
If Stevens is convicted of garden-variety corruption, and the
voters re-elect him, he's entitled to serve out his term unless the
Senate expels him, which would take a 2/3 vote.
A convicted felon serving in the Senate. Seems fair.
Every cultural group should be proportionally represented in
Congress.
After all, about 1% of the population of the US is in prison, so if
1 of the 100 senators is a convicted felon, that will give the
correct representation for our prison population, an otherwise
persecuted minority.
While we're on the subject of republican thieves who were caught red handed, what happened to TOM DELAY?? His trial is WAY overdue. Friends in the justice department?
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