David Weigel | August 30, 2007
Kathryn Jean Lopez giddily posts the new Mitt Romney campaign vid in which the iron governor jogs through a scenic forest with nary any damage to his hair enamel.
I think I also hear some of the guys in the Team Romney headquarters in Boston saying, "I'd like to see, Fred, Rudy, or McCain try that."
To be fair, I hear that Fred Thompson did try to cut an ad like this but couldn't get the Active Mobility scooter to reach the right velocity. McCain's campaign responded to Lopez:
Mark Salter of Team McCain e-mailed me that McCain "Courageous" mini-documentary with the note: "And we'd like to see Mitt try this."
"This" is a video about McCain's service in Vietnam and the
torture he survived in the Hanoi Hilton.
Well-edited, powerful stuff. Unfortunately, it's all information we
learned back in 1999 and 2000 when John McCain and Mark Salter
published a best-selling book about his time in Vietnam. I remember
watching college students chase after McCain clutching copies of
Faith of My Fathers, begging him to sign them. I'm
guessing some of the New Hampshire voters who are turning to Romney
and Giuliani this year read the book, and even if they haven't
they're aware of McCain's story.
I wonder if McCain got spoiled by his long love affair with the press and reckons voters and reporters will turn their backs on Romnuckabee just in the nick of time to prop him back up. This is a comeback narrative (hero stays true to himself, overcomes adversity, wins election, nukes Iran) without a hook.
Here's another book about McCain.
UPDATE: The clip of John and Cindy McCain in this video is
really unfortunate. I don't know if he's slouching or her hair is
particularly high but it looks like they're auditioning for roles
in Peace and Love: The Dennis and Elizabeth Kucinich
Story.

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During aviation training in P-cola, McCain crashed his trainer
into Corpus Christi Bay. When stationed on the Forrestal he was
sitting in his A-4 when it was struck by a rocket accidently fired
from an F-4 while preparing to launch; the resulting fire and
explosions killed 132, injured 62, and destroyed 20 aircraft. Then
he was shot down over Vietnam where he broke both arms and a leg
during the eject.
Unlucky? Or worst Naval aviator evar?
If only Charlie'd done his job right, we wouldn't have to watch this insufferable jackass prattle on about nuking the shit out of things.
Vietnam bragging?
I guess McCain is the new John Kerry. And Thursday is the new
Friday.
1. McCain is sitting well back from Cindy in that photo. Compare
their shoulders and heads.
2. McCain was in the plane that got shot on the Forrestal?!? OMG,
talk about your lousy luck!
3. McCain didn't start this slapfight, and Romney posing as
manly-man because he's 20 years younger than his opponents is just
begging for this takedown.
Timothy,
Damn, you're brutal. Poor old guy obviously left his sanity and
reading comprehension in that tiger cage, so cut him some slack. It
ain't his fault he's frothing, barking insane.
Of course, don't let your sympathy make you vote for the addled old
bat. He's still done more damage to the Constitution than the last
3 presidents combined.
3. McCain didn't start this slapfight, and Romney posing as
manly-man because he's 20 years younger than his opponents is just
begging for this takedown.
He's only five years younger than Fred Thompson, who looks like a
corpse. I think he was the target of the ad. From Romney's
perspective McCain has already been vanquished.
de stijl
I hate to tell you but there is no was McCain crashed his plane
into Corpus Christi Bay when he was at P-cola. CC Bay is in Corpus
Christi Texas.
He's a fucking American hero, and the ripping he takes from
commentators on this site is either shortsighted, personally
motivated or ignorant. To say he's done more to damage the
constitution than any one of the past three president, much less
all of them, is about the stupidest thing I have read, well, in the
past 18 years combined. I understand that a lot of you have your
own problems with Campaign Finance Reform. Fine. But he didn't pass
it himself. Your myopic focus on the issue as it relates to the man
shows a sever losers complex. Move on. Seriously. Move the fuck
on.
Everything about the comments in this post shows why libertarians
will never be taken seriously as a political movement. Its great to
be principled. And I definitely don't agree with everything McCain
stands for. But as independents and freedom lovers, we should be
thrilled by a candidate that is a) a strong opponent to the pork
spending and politic log-rolling of Congress; and b) not afraid to
take on his own party when he thinks they are wrong. Too many of
our politicians now days are more than ready to spend all of our
money on special projects for their home district, and go along
with shit proposals by their party to keep their place in the power
elite and a desire to "win" over doing what is best for the
country. For all of his lumps, and there are many, McCain has
neither of these problems. Those are the biggest flaws with
politicians now days and you all are too cynical or stupid to
recognize when someone breaks the cycle.
In conclusion, fuck you, you fucking jackasses.
tom tom,
Sorry - the source I was using listed both Pensacola and Corpus
Christi where he trained, but I missed CC when I read it because my
eyes jumped ahead to his crashing his trainer jet.
Hmmm... a McCain backer accusing others of having a "sever
losers complex." Interesting.
I don't know about "more damage ... than the last 3 presidents
combined", since he had a lot of accomplices. He is at least as
responsible as any of the numerous others involved, since he led
the charge (to assuage his own guilty conscience).
He's a fucking American hero, and the ripping he takes from commentators on this site is either shortsighted, personally motivated or ignorant. . . . In conclusion, fuck you, you fucking jackasses.
Drink! And then again. And again. And... again. There goes the
afternoon...
He may be anti-freedom, and pro-war, but at least he's
honest?
Great. I'm bloody f*cking thrilled for him.
McCain's family's service knocks pretty boy Romney out of the
box. McCain endured years of brutal torture when he could have just
raised the flag and came home. The government passes a law (banning
polygamy)and his ancestors move to Mexico and then back when
convenient.
I will be voting McCain-character counts.
I am a libertarian-conservative and I will be voting for John
McCain. Ron Paul is great and all, but he is not a leader. He comes
off as whiny and obsessive. Hope for America is crap. Ronald Reagan
inspired people, Ron Paul does not and I think he should stop
comparing himself to Reagan. And what about Ron Paul's support for
massive unprincipled pork barrel spending in his own district? John
McCain has integrity, honesty, and will bring conservative reform.
All the other candidates are just rhetoricians who will pull a
George Bush once elected.
Leadership. Character. Integrity. They matter as much as the issues
because without these three principles any meaningful (promised)
reform means little.
Cindy McCain has had bad hair in every picture I've ever seen of her. Either white and supershort or like in this picture. Her stylist must be a secret Hillary supporter. Either that or she has no mirrors in her house.
Ron Paul is great. John McCain is great. We need to get away from this, one guy is good and everyone else is shit outlook. Both McCain and Paul have their own problems. The only person I could elect that I would agree with 100% is myself, and I probably would end up disagreeing with myself from week to week. How about, instead of generalizing, we talk about policies that we like and policies that we disagree with, and hold off on writing anyone off (or agreeing with anyone) completely. Be honest with yourself on a poilcy to policy basis.
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