Broadcast news punching bag Dan Rather says what history will no doubt call Cover Your Assgate are "authentic," which might be the surest sign yet that they are fakes. As Drudge likes to say, developing...
Maybe this is Dandy Dan's payback for the tongue-lashing Poppa Bush gave him way back when?
Or maybe it's just a precursor to a flood of "Kenneth, What Is the Point Size?" t-shirts flooding the streets of America.
Either way, it seems we all win.