Friday Funnies
Mortal Kombat: GOP Edition
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Looks like Newt has already gotten to at least one finger on each of Mitt's hands. And Santorum, with the fivehead, is standing as though he is trying to keep santorum from squirting out.
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Thread downhill from here.
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Mitt Mirror definitely needed a label.
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...but then I took an arrow to the funny bone.
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Oddly enough - a video that ties both Skyrim and saws together:
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I wish I had a computer fast enough to play new games. As it is, a Nintendo emulator hammers it.
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Farting in a jar on a Friday - much better use of your time.
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It would be better if Ass Juice and the Grinch were Scorpion and Sub-Zero, while Mitt was Johnny Cage. And somewhere in the back is Paul as Shang Tsung.
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Only Bok would think to juxtapose horror film cliches with an entirely unrelated video game. Brilliant!
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Does Mitt nut-punch someone?
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Ron Paul would totally be Lord Raiden.
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Yeah...that's definitely more accurate. Its been years since I've got my ass kicked at the Kombat. Apparently, the newest iteration is pretty damn good.
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Yeah, it's pretty good. I get my ass kicked at it online by foul-mounthed 12-year olds about once a week or so.
It does have Freddy Krueger in it, so NetherRealm already did the combining of horror films and MK. I don't think Bok knew that though. He just dressed Newcular Titties as Jason and called it Mortal Kombat because he's stupid.
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With apologies to J Giles:
Bok Sux
Yea Yea
Box Sux
Bok Sux
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Jesus.
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Chip-Bot is now doing deliberate lameness, isn't he? He knows we'll bite and gets off on it.
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>:(
Jess
www.anonophile.com -
Even bots are critics now.
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Anon-Bot to replace Chip-Bot! He can't do any worse
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Is this really the best use of the Koch's money?
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Someone has been watching "Field Of Dreams" a few too many times
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And not farting in enough jars.
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I just... huh?
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Idea for a video game comic:
Ron Paul=Dovahkiin
Obama=Alduin
Neocons=Thalmor
GOP=EmpireI was going to say libertarians were Stormcloaks, but then people might think we're racists. I guess unions are Stormcloaks because of protectionism and anti-globalism.
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I do like the "Splatterhouse" reference.
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The what?
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Where's Ron Paul?
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This is a Serious comic! Only serious candadites need appear!
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Candadite = a Canadian catamite?
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Paul is known for not attacking Romney. I applaud Chip for his accuracy and clever portrayal.
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Yeah, but Santorum isn't really attacking Romney much either. Should've been Perry instead.
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He could have drawn Perry as "Agent P" as well.
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I'm warning you about the "P" stuff.
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Now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head all day.
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Semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action?
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Stop!!!
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Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporaaaateeeeeeed!
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Santorum and Gingrich should be depicted as zombies. Mitt gets bitten and Paul shows up with a baseball bat and a sawed off shotgun to save the world.
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"Paul shows up with a baseball bat and a sawed off shotgun to save the world."
Sounds like an excellent campaign poster!
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Shop smart, shop S Mart.
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So this is Field of Dreams and Newt is Mitt's father?
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what does one see when looking in the Mitt mirror?
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Hopefully they don't see Santorum behind them.
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Santorum is He Who Fingers His Asshole Behind The Rows.
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I wanted to see something funny. So I'm gonna post this instead of look at he Friday Drawing again.
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The guy with the long hair looks like a total badass.
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Wook at dems cute widdle feets! They're like real-life hobbits.
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Looks like some of the Dragon Ball Z characters playing some ball.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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What is this I don't even
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Needs more labels.
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Well, perhaps "The Republican Field".
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How much money does Reason waste on these cartoon?
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Don't you get it? Chip pays Reason.
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Yeah, this is what I always thought. Like a self-described artist pays a studio to display their work in the hopes that someone will commission them. Bok is just doing the same, but online.
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pretty sure reason pays a subscription fee to bok.
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Pretty sure the batteries in your Sarcasmometer need to be replaced.
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Pretty sure sarcasm is the lowest form of speech.
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Inspired by Sloopy's generosity above and Urkobold's Monkey Tuesday, I offer this
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Needs more labels.
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[and] brackets [EMPIRE]
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Funny every time!
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Can't you at least get Lucy or Tim to add alt-text so something funny is on this page?
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Holy shit! Is it Friday already? Fuck me.
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To the Memory Hole!
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Santorum, Newt and Mitt are in the GOP? Who knew?
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I gotta say, I think a lot of you are pretty mean toward Bok's cartoons each week ... except for this week. That one is pretty lame. Where's Ron Paul? What's with the Field of Dreams/Friday the 13th stuff, when it's Mortal Kombat?
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Bok is so meta that he speaks only to The Few Who Understand.
Party on, Chip
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Why does Zombie Nixon have 'Santorum' written on his suit coat?
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I think you're talking about Joe Biden.
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Santorum looks like he's trying to "be veewwwy qwiet. He's hunting wabbits", which is pointless, because, that weird white haired Dracula from the 1992 Coppola movie, who BTW, has REALLY let himself go, is running a chainsaw. Apparently, the power tool was required to cut a wide enough hole for his fat ass.
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Both timely and accurate...in some alternate past in which Ron Paul did not exist.
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I'm assuming this is an animated gif and it just hasn't gotten to the funny frame yet...
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Uh... shouldn't that sign say "SC," not "NH?"
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What?
"Field of Dreams 2: the Friday the 13th, Newt Chainsaw Massacre (with Santorum)."
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I agree. Not a lot funnier, but better drawn and in color.
