Friday Funnies

It's budget time.

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  • Suki||

    Payne,

    What? Huh? Damn it! Stop and do the honorable thing!

    Good mourning reason.

  • Bucky||

    Suki, get some sleep, this is funny in a gallows humor kinda way...

  • ||

    LOL! It's funny because it's true!

  • Name Nomad||

    A good one! An actual good one!

    I'm also assuming that Boehner is out of view pinching off Ryan's hose.

  • Fatty Bolger||

    Now that's funny.

  • Bucky||

    i thought it would be Biden sleeping on it pinching it off...

  • Charles||

    Nice.

  • a penny a day keeps Obama away||

    Almost nearly close to funny.

  • rather ||

  • rather retarded||

    Click this if you like incest and pickles.

  • Toolbag||

    "rctlfly" is actually supposed to be pronounced "rectal fly", right?

  • Bucky||

    what he said...

  • Fist of Etiquette||

    Japanese tentacle porn featuring bees with dunce caps? Or an actual Friday funny. You decide.

  • Mike in PA||

    I actually like this one. Good job Payne. Nice job showing Ryan looking at Obama instead of the fire, too. And nice job showing his hose being limp and barely dripping.

  • Eva||

    You know who else had a limp and dripping hose?

  • NV Hooker||

    I'll never tell.

  • Anchorage Hooker||

    Me neither, Sweetheart!

  • some guy||

    Yeah I was thinking that Ryan should have been holding a half-full glass of water, or one of those spritzer bottles you use to annoy cats...

    Would have been nice to see Bush running from the fire in the background... but that might make the panel too busy...

  • squarooticus||

    Well-deserved kudos on this one: actually funny.

  • rather ||

    Hmm, Obama what big chin you have...what big feet you have...what a big nozzle you have...

  • Foxworthy||

    Well, he'd better be packin', because that's one funny lookin' dude right there....

  • ||

    GREGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • rather ||

    so?

  • Gregory Smith||

    Let's do the math.

    Bush had a $500 billion deficit year after year.

    Obama has a $1.3 TRILLION deficit and he wants to raise the debt limit.

    So what did you mean with "so?" The only "so" you should be using belongs in the sentence "so we're fucked."

  • ||

    So is Smith the new Dondero?

  • ||

    This would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

    Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid today told ABC News that he feels “embarrassed” that four years ago he argued against raising the country’s debt limit.

    “Why is it right to increase our nation's dependence on foreign creditors?” Reid said on March 16, 2006. “Democrats won't be making an argument to support this legalization, which will weaken our country.”

    In an interview today on ABC’s “Top Line” with Jonathan Karl and Amy Walter, Reid said those comments were a mistake.

    “I shouldn’t have done that. I’m kinda embarrassed I did. It was a political maneuver by we Democrats. The Republicans were in power – there were more of them,” Reid said. “The president voted when he was in the Senate the same way. I heard him apologize for it. We all should take a look at how we handle these issues, but that doesn’t take into consideration the numerous times, the numerous times I voted to raise the debt ceiling. The one time I tried to make a political issue of it, I wish I hadn’t."

    http://blogs.abcnews.com/theno.....limit.html

  • Fatty Bolger||

    So the one time he was right he's now apologizing for.

  • Cyto||

    "The one time I tried to make a political issue of it..."

    Funny! Oh, and how's that "we need to outlaw prostitution" thing coming along for you?

  • ||

    They're against something until their party needs it. Fucking hypocrites... both sides!

  • TRTB||

    We were just playing political circle-jerk back then, but *now* we are actually really for real serious. Honest.

  • Bee Tagger||

    While showing a white man being envious of a black man's more potent penis is not very cutting edge, the fact that he's winning the foot race is pretty subversive.

    Kudos.

  • some guy||

    Ryan's only winning because Obama had to be dragged into this debate in the first place.

    This comic works on so many levels...

  • sarcasmic||

    that's funny

  • ||

    I'd be better if Ryan had a moist towelette.

  • Mensan||

    Oh my god! I ACTAULLY smiled and let out a slight barely audible chuckle. Good work, Payne!

  • some guy||

    I love the oblivious, happy cat face on Obama. I can picture him yelling "I'm helping! I'm helping!" as he runs.

  • db||

    I'm Helping! Bizarro! Bizarro! I'm Helping!

  • Hooha||

    Did you try ****ing him in the ***?

  • ||

    Wow Wee, is it Friday already? It is it is! Yay!

    www.internet-privacy.pro.tc

  • Zeke||

    The fact that their hats are labeled insults my intelligence.

  • Bucky||

    you have to look beyond that...
    the fact that Owebama is running with his eyes closed and shit-eating grin says it all.

  • Paul||

    b+

    Ten penalty points for having to label the characters.

  • ||

    Needs more labels.

  • db||

    This would be more accurate if both Obama (carrying a gas hose) and Ryan (carrying a garden sprinkler bucket), in their race to be the first to the fire, had run over a well labeled Rand Paul, who was the only one who thought to bring a fire truck.

  • db||

    And don't forget the fire truck has a ladder that's reaching up to the burning building of the economy to rescue a crying Statue of Liberty, stranded on the roof, also beset by vultures labeled "War," "Security," and "Health Insurance Crisis," while a sparrow labeled "libertarians" swoops in to drive off the attacking birds.

  • ||

    Would be a lot more accurate if Ryan were running with a 5 gallon gas container, with Obumma next to him with a 10 gallon container......

  • ||

    Nice one! :D

  • Almanian||

    If I were sage, I would say, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

  • hole||

    Thanks ForSharing

  • قبلة الوداع||

    ThaNk U

  • goallen||

    ty rights, etc. seem like a more accurate measure of freedom than democracy.

  • kangzhu||

    This plan has no merit

  • دلعني||

    good man

  • ulta locations||

    So funny photo

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