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New Jersey Bus Driver Caught Masturbating Behind the Wheel

A pervy NJ Transit bus driver got so hot and bothered while approaching the Lincoln Tunnel that he turned to self-love for relief.

George Simpson, 41, of Newark, started masturbating while pulling into the toll plaza just before 8 p.m. on June 24, transit officials said. But his indecent busman’s holiday didn’t last long.

Source: New York Daily News. Read full article. (link)

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  • RandomJackass||

    He could be the next mayor of NYC, with qualifications like that. He'd just need to establish residency. Simpson and Weiner would master the debates.

  • Scarecrow Repair||

    You mean he'd be a master debater?