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Sting Can Call Himself an Englishman, Court Rules

From Judge Annemarie Carney Axon (N.D. Ala.) yesterday in White v. Google:
Plaintiff … asserts state law claims for slander and libel because each defendant uses the word "Englishman." … Mr. White alleges he is the only true "Englishman" because he is the only person that truly knows English. [The Complaint actually says, "nose English the right and real way." -EV] Accordingly, no other person or entity may use the word "Englishman." Walmart uses the word "Englishman" online because the word is in the title of several products that it sells. Google search results also contain the word. And Mr. Sumner's [Sting's] song, "Englishman in New York," repeats the word several times….
Mr. White's allegations do not state a claim. His complaint alleges facts divorced from any cause of action, including slander or libel. Other allegations are conclusory. The court therefore WILL GRANT the motions and DISMISS Mr. White's claims WITH PREJUDICE because any amendment would be futile.
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So this complainant is guilty of a "Nose True Englishman" fallacy?
Who nose?
This is not the guy's first rodeo. He filed a substantially similar claim in 2020 against (possibly) Best Buy, WalMart, Amazon, YouTube, Google, Atlantic Records, Sting, and Ed Sheeran. (The caption and the complaint are not actually in agreement.) That too was dismissed.
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.alnd.173739/gov.uscourts.alnd.173739.8.0.pdf
Great. 🙁
Now, whenever I hear the Gilbert & Sullivan song, I'll think, of course, of the ending of the "The West Wing" episode where it was used, AND this case.
Thanks, Eugene, for ruining Christmas.
But in spite of all temptations
To belong to other nations
He remains an Englishman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_vyGuhkfA
Really, is there any better way to comment on this topic than to post this version of Englishman for all to see?
I think not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKXtv2_IaCY&t=59s
Now Plaintiff is having one of these days:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRq1Ksh-32g