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Comedy

Caveman Invents War

Spear Industrial Complex.

Austin Bragg and Andrew Heaton | 9.25.2026 11:20 AM

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Thag put sharp rock on stick. Discovers "quagmire."

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Austin Bragg is a senior producer at Reason.

Andrew Heaton is a producer at Reason. He is the author of, most recently, Tribalism Is Dumb: Where It Came From, How It Got so Bad, and What To Do About It.

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  1. Stupid Government Tricks   1 hour ago

    Go Thag! Stick it to the slick bullshitter!

  2. But SkyNet is a Private Company   1 hour ago

    Have the Leopard People already attacked all the other tribes and been chanting “Death to Thag” for many many moons?

    1. Ersatz   30 minutes ago

      Sometimes when comedy/satire is too simplistic its humor doesnt land quite right... and your question points out the obvious strawman here that makes this one fall flat.

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