D.C. Parade Fail

Maybe try different marching orders?

Andrew Heaton and Austin Bragg | 6.12.2025 2:10 PM

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The federal government's parade route becomes a parade rout.

Parade footage generated by VideoGen from Envato.

Producer, Actor: Andrew Heaton
Producer, Actor: Austin Bragg
Producer: Meredith Bragg
Producer: John Carter

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mad.casual 2 days ago

Maybe if we give them larger more expensive floats next year they won't hit the lamppost.

I was already at "We need a bigger, beautiful lamppost. Really, just the best lamppost you've ever seen. A strong, virile lamppost." about a minute in. If I actually think the lamp-post is a good thing, who do I vote for to get that?

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Marylandman, Battling for Truth Justice, and the American Way 2 days ago

Too local.

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Don't look at me! (I have soft power) 2 days ago

Everyone loves a parade!

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1. mad.casual 18 hours ago
  
  People don't want to buy a huge, beautiful parade full of unelected bureaucrats. People want to buy a good sturdy lamppost.
  
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Sometimes a Great Notion 2 days ago

Maybe if they had listened to Ted Stevens they'd have a bridge to get around the lampost!

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MollyGodiva 2 days ago

I am going to the fascist parade. I have a cute 8647 shirt and hat.

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1. Marylandman, Battling for Truth Justice, and the American Way 1 day ago
  
  Sounds like insurrection. I hope you enjoy spending g the next several years in jail awaiting trial. Which you should, since that’s what you’ve advocated for.
  
  Amd good thing you’re a democrat, so you don’t have a job to worry about.
  
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GOD OF PENGUIN ISLAND 2 days ago

I’d prefer there wasn’t a military parade, but this much coverage of this particular parade is pretty revealing.

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Rossami 2 days ago

Always good. Thanks.

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D.C. Parade Fail

Maybe try different marching orders?

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