Remy: Surfin' USA (Beach Boys Lockdown Parody)
Remy hangs ten but could be out in five with good behavior.
HD DownloadRemy discovers the dangers of exercising alone.
Written and performed by Remy. Music tracks, mastering, and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom. Video produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.
LYRICS:
If you go out on the ocean
Across the USA
And you're wearing a swim shirt
'Cuz of your scrawny weight (it's for the sun, I swear)
Well, uh, you just might notice
The police in your wake
Cuz it's illegal to be surfing
In the USA
They're catching them out paddle boarding
Letting their children play
While they're releasing this guy
A logical checkmate
You're out in nature alone now
No one in six-foot range?
Well it's illegal to be surfing
In the USA
If only you had flashed some children
It'd be your release date!
But you're going to jail for surfing
In the USA
You've been distancing for months now
To keep the spread rate down
The only places you've been going
Are where there are no crowds
You're making sacrifices
For your community
Now put your hands on your head because you are surfing
In the USA
He's helping the flattening the curve now
He's exercising alone
Rocking a super baggy swim shirt
To hide his muscle tone (I said it's for the sun)
If only you had flashed some children
It'd be your release date!
But you're going to jail for surfing
In the USA
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Home run! Damn I love me some Remy.
Remy is a treasure
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Who else puts links in the lyrics?
No joke. And the links go to the original source material, unlike Bailey who's "sources" are a never ending tunnel of articles he wrote in the past.
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Hey look, its the poor man's Steven Crowder. Is he in the closet too like his mentor?
Hey look, its the poor man’s Steven Crowder.
You're here, so you know who Remy is. So that must mean you have no idea who Steven Crowder is.
Bob Odenkirk as the poor man's Saul Bass I could reasonably follow, but Remy as the poor man's Steven Crowder is just gibberish.
Come on, he's the middle class man's Steven Crowder, at worst.
Hilarious and sad at the same time.
/quietly and sombrely flashes Gavin Newsom and all the low IQ politicians from Mills to Murphy to Cuomo and Rob 'Mr. Emergency' Ford and everyone in between....
Go fuck yourselves. THIS is your legacy.
Bashing government stupidity and Cats in the same video. Outstanding.
Phew. Where would we be without Politifact?
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/apr/09/viral-image/la-county-sheriffs-deputies-arrested-paddle-boarde/
Whatever happened to paddle dude anyway?
Same thing that happened to the Chinese doctor who tried to warn everyone about COVID. He'll be back soon singing the praises of the state.
Probably nothing. I spoke with another surfer who said he’s friends with a lifeguard. Apparently that whole incident was staged by the lifeguards to scare people away from the water, the paddle boarder in the video was another lifeguard
beautiful.
Bonus: As I recall, the national president of the Beach Boys Fan Club is a long-time libertarian activist.
So, for the longest time, I listened to NPR. Even though I thematically disagreed, they were at least informative rather than outright yammering, it was informative to know how other people thought, and Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me was less partisan and had a diverse (in both the meaningful and superficial sense) and intellectual humor.
Since 2016, NPR took a decidedly leftward turn and I stopped listening entirely. Reason has effectively slid leftward into the same slot. Remy, however, is as good or better than WWDTM.
I could post the exact same comment in your first paragraph. NPR was a good listen. Biased, yes, but at least they showed a weak attempt at impartiality. Since 2016, gone.
This parody is... OUTSTANDING!!
I surf at Malibu and spoke with someone who claimed to be friends with a lifeguard. According to him, that paddle boarding incident was staged by the lifeguards to scare people away from the water.
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