A Special Reason Festivus Airing of the Grievances: Podcast
How has the fight for freedom changed from January 2017 to December, whether vis-a-vis Trump, Congress, or music? Well for one thing, Star Wars-spoiler norms have gone out the window in the Suderman household....


"I got a lotta problems with you people; now, you're gonna hear about it!" So barked George* Costanza's dad Frank 20 years ago this week, in a classic episode of Seinfeld that introduced the country to Festivus, an alternative and heretofore private December holiday created by Daniel O'Keefe, the father of Seinfeld writer Dan O'Keefe. Now recognized as occurring on December 23, Festivus includes a simple aluminum pole, Feats of Strength (which involves wrestling the head of the household to the ground), and most famously, the Airing of Grievances.
It is that last activity which wraps up our special year-in-review Reason Podcast, featuring myself, Nick Gillespie, Katherine Mangu-Ward, and Peter Suderman. But SPOILER ALERT: My grievance, originally aimed in the general direction of sellout fiscal conservatives who have ballooned the federal deficit and debt once back in power, turns at the last minute toward Nerdpants Suderman (pictured), who beginning at the 50-minute mark of this podcast decides to direct his Festivus animus at the makers of The Last Jedi for reasons he could not elucidate without IMMEDIATELY SPOILING THE MOVIE FOR ME AND ANYONE LISTENING. His response to a man who A) does not review movies professionally, and B) has young children? "You basically missed the spoilers deadline." The monster.
The episode, however, focuses mostly on the big stories of 2017—the elephant in the room, the world's undercovered horrors and triumphs, the transformation of music-delivery systems, the last wheezing gasps of the 20th century, and (obviously) the aliens that will swallow us whole in 2018. Listen up, though cover your ears as necessary:
*CORRECTION: The original version of this post referred to Jerry Constanza, because Matt Welch is a bad person who should feel bad.
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My boys are old enough to be humiliated test their strength against me this year, so let the Feats of Strength commence!
"Jerry Costanza"??????????????????
I think you just found your first grievance.
That was the Nick Gillespie of mistakes
I think you mean the Nick Mangu-Ward of mistakes.
Nick Mangu-Welch.
Britches Welch
No real surprise that the dude who fucked up Reason could also fuck up one of the easiest cultural references for middle aged America there is.
Probably the biggest shock is that he didn't call him Donald Costanza.
You sure are a joyless sack of crap, Simple Mikey.
"Jerry Costanza's"
Do you even Seinfeld, brah?
Never don't run that picture alongside every Suderman article.
It almost makes up for "Jerry Costanza." Almost.
"Jerry Costanza" is delightful.
So links?
"Trump threat to cut aid faces credibility test after UN vote"
[...]
"Let them vote against us. We'll save a lot. We don't care."
http://www.seattlepi.com/news/.....447922.php
I kinda doubt Trump is overly concerned with what "the UN" thinks about him.
Radio talking heads today were saying the Left is accusing Trump of being a bully at the UN by threatening to cut off funds. Isn't it the other way around: the other nations are attempting to bully the United States into changing its mind or "we won't like you anymore." Words such as "racist" "fascist" and now "bully" have no meaning any longer.
If we aren't attaching strings to every penny we dole out to the rest of the world, I want my money back.
Oh hell, I want my money back regardless...
the transformation of music-delivery systems
I've got a grievance. Forking over money to multiple streaming services for video, music, tv, etc. etc. is pricey, DRM-laden, and at the end of the day you own nothing. GTFO.
That's why i still buy cds, son.
Do you go pick them up in your horse buggy?
Yeah his buggy will still work when your Prius battery explodes.
*giddyup*
Apple, fearing competition, kills the tin-foil hat market!
"Yes, Apple is slowing down your old iPhone. But if you're angry, you're crazy"
[...]
"Settle down and stop being so 2017 about it. Apple was stuck between the internet and a hard place on this. Those crying about transparency would have been the same ones crying over said transparency if Apple had talked about this before it was forced to."
https://finance.yahoo.com/news
/yes-apple-slowing-down
-old-201802459.html
"because Matt Welch is a bad person who should feel bad."
Agreed
Christ, what an asshole.
Grievance: No morning links today.
I totally agree with Suderman. Luke deserved better; one wonders why they dragged him out of retirement and made him not-fat if it was just to wreck the character.
Podcast was better with Andrew Heaton. WTF